Meanwhile, deep under the loch ness, two alien geeks chat.

"Isn't it fun to toy with humans, Kunon?" says one.

"Yup. But let's kick it up by cloning this steve guy. Okay Joboak?." says Kunon.

Then the two laugh sinisterly like mad scientists.

" Let me just send commands to our robot, Dr. Dumbguy,"

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Now we are in japan.
"This Supercrochunter guy used the copyrighted name of the boss in his Story, Stupid American" said a Japanese attorney.
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Chapter 13

In the mountains in the Northwestern US the annual Cryptozooapoloza Convention was being held.
"I say Mr Squash, that these people are giving us Legendary animals bad names" said Nessie in a snooty british accent.
"Yes Ms. Monster, we need more TV airtime. Those darn reality shows are killing my pension" stated Bigfoot.
"Magic Box, I see, a man battling green men, who are ruin the rep Monster of the Ness Loch" exclaimed Thunderbird
"Crypto-Friends Assemble!!!" cried Nessie
"Bigfoot"
"Thunderbird"
"Champ"
"Yeti"
"and Nessie. Join forces for Good, Justice, and Cryptozoological way!"
The monsters now have join Irwin in this conflict"

Meanwhile in Ohio...
Meanwhile in the digestive system of a dead rex. "Laura, XXXX Cheney, Snoopy, anyone help. Waaaaaaaa" said George W. who some how reformed by the radiation!
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The president did the obvious thing that you would do in the belly of a T-Rex. He jumped up and down 'till he was all pooped out.(lol) "Man, I need a vacation. Well, here it goes." he thought as he spun a globe around. He put his finger down and it landed on...
SCOTLAND!
"Guess I'm going there."

Inside the wombat, Steve was using Dumbguy's antlers to push their way out of the beast. Once out, Steve and Terri rented a hellicopter and flew to Scotland for the "endangered gators". Little did they know they had a stowaway. Dr. Dumbguy!
Once in Scotland, Steve gets off the hellicopter. (Dumbguy goes to hide in the woods, where he eats a plant that undoes the moosifying (he's not a moose anymore.))

"We the Crypto-Friends and the fleet of Lochzillas, are ready to join forces with you two Irwins, and defeat the dreaded aliens and their robot, Dr. Dumbguy!" rallied the mythical beasties.
"What?" asked Steve, and Nessie explained.
"While swimming in the lake, I found a UFO. Two aliens are in there, I believe their names are Kunon and Joboak, and they have created a robot named Dumbguy. Next, they plan to clone YOU! Help us defeat them, but be careful."
Steve exclaimed, "That's why Dumbguy acted so weird. Crikey! He's mechanical! Well, I can't turn down great scientific specimins like you, so I'll help."

Then, Air Force One landed, and out stepped the president, in his vacation clothes and his suitcase packed. "Oh no! It's the big frogs that ate me, not again!" he cried hysterically. Then pointing to the Croc Hunter, he said, "YOU let them eat me. Now, save me. Don't let me down again!"

Steve reassured the apparently crazy man, saying, "Don't worry, they are nice. And they aren't frogs, they're gators!"

Then, after a long meeting, the army of Crypto-Friends, Lochzillas, Irwins, the president, and the Air Force One pilot, declared war on the Aliens and their unstoppable robot, Dr. Dumbguy.

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Back in the ufo...

"Ugh, they've discovered us!" exclaimed Kunon. "What happens if they capture us and force us to watch Godzilla movies."

"We must send in our send in our secret weapon, Robobarney!" replied Joboak

"Prepare to sing baby songs Earthlings!!!!!"

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Chapter 17

Meanwhile, Dr. Dumbguy noticed some strange bits of liquid floating toward his hiding place. Scooping it up and studying it, he realized this was a bit of the life-giving potions that ZT scientists created and lost to a group of clones.

He held it in his hand over the lake and laughed maniacally at his achievement. However, due to his robotic, slippery hands, he drops it into the lake! It mixes into some of the water. The water comes to life. Because most of the lake was forged of good creatures, it turns into a water-sucking tornado and sucks up Dr. Dumbguy, destroying him and most of his "human cells."

The cells that didn't get destroyed, however, merged with the water creatures molocules. The creature then became violent, confused, and . . . dumb!( like Dumbguy!)

It raged upon bodies of water from all over the world as a water tornado. Due to its reproduction rates, it immediately became a species of its own.

Steve and his companions noticed all this and instantly reported it to the Super Zoo staff, which decided these "creatures might be a good addition to their zoo . . .

However, Steve and his pals had the aliens to worry about first. With Dr. Dumbguy out of the way, they head for the UFO!

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Back in Washington DC the reelected President Clinton got into a fight with the the relected George W. So the US elected a monkey. He was relected 4 yeras again. He got rid of the National debt and now sent the US army to fight the stupid Aliens.
The French supported the Aliens and then ran alway when German tourists came to Paris with dispoable cameras.
Now the a US colaolition, the Crypto-friends, Supercroc Hunter, and some other guys stormed Scotland. Dropped a few Nuclear Bombs on the UFO and the party started, but the final battle was about to start.
The radadition created Super Two-head Alien Kunboak and empowered the demon know as Barneybot 5000 V 2.56.
"Ohhh poop" said the monkey(I didn't mentioned he could talk but he can.)
But the Cryptofriends grew giant and were joined by Godzilla, Rodan, and King Ghidarah. The Aliens were joined by Gigan, Super Teletubies, and a fleet of out dated Eastern European UFO's by Volo.
Now the battle began!
Nukes, Lazer beams, and fur devestated Scotland.
But steve irwin grew giant and wrestled the aliens to submission. The Air Force launched stratergic nuclear bombings on the UFO's, and a monkey destroyed the Barney and the Teletubies.
"Crocodile Super Cannon" yelled Irwin and beam that look like a crocodile and the two aliens fused together tryed running different ways, but 5 seconds later Scotland was covered by green goo.

HIGH SCORE ACHIEVED 56883982872870 flashed
"Game Over You win" stated the video game.
"wow that game was..." said the tester
"Good, perfect, better then school and family?" asked the big producer
"IT sucked man" yelled the tester. The tester walked out.
"Good day mates" he said and winked to someone somewhere.
"Who is he winking at" I said.

<THE END>
Thanks for your envolvement!
Now since this forum going to be around what did you think of it. still get ready for the sequel to A Crazy Story
An Idiot's Ballard! New forum Coming Soon Summer 2003

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