A third sequel to the crazy stories of Supercrochunter, Steve and the Cryptofriends are now honorary members of the Galactic Defenders. Their misson: Destroy Dr. Dumbguy<who has fled earth and has taken IMH's place as leader of the evil aliens.> This story begins on Planet Porpise.



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"Eeek Eeek Eeeeeek" said the leader of the Dolphin People of planet porpiose.
"Thanks mate" said Irwin.
"Mr. Irwin, we know that Doctor Dumbguy is on Planet Y."
"Why not X."
"I don't want to speak about what happens on that planet. We got to get ship navagation lock when our kids fly."
"Ohhhh"
"How do we get there."
"You must go 7 planets down, because this planet is also Planet P."
"Thank you."
"Let Orca be with you. Eeeekk!"

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As Steve flies toward Planet Y (also known as planet yo-yo) he sees another GD ship. It was heavily damaged but Steve recodized it as Nessie's ship. He contact the spaceship via vidphone.

"Crickey! What happened?" exclaimed Steve as he looked at a bruised Loch Ness Monster.

"I was attacked by Mothman!" replied Nessie

"Mothman?"

"Mothman, the only member of the Cryptofriends to betray our cause."replied Nessie

Suddenly a shadowy figure emerges from the astroids nearby. Mothman!

"You must be mothman"said Steve

"Wrong fool, I'm Dr. Dumguy and I have taken over Mothman's body!"

"But how?" asked Nessie."The Mothman I knew would never give up his free will!

"He wouldn't accept the mission of eliminating the Cryptofriends so we forced him!"replied Dr Dumbguy."And this new control allowed me to change him into a cyborg! He now has more special abilities."

"Like what?" asked Steve

"Like this!" yelled Dumbguy as two metal punching gloves shot out of Mothman's eyes and at Steve's Ship


This post has been edited by KillerPenguin222 on Aug 2 2003, 11:20 PM

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Suddenly a blue figure flies into the fray and intersepts the blows.Android 101! <he shorten his name>"Eat bug poisin Dumbguy!" he yells as he attacks Dumbguy with bugspray.
"Ahhhhh!" you haven't heard the last of me yet!" cries Dr. Dumbguy as he retreates down to Planet X!

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Because Nessie's ship couldn't fly anymore, Steve allowed her onto his ship. Towing the old ship behind them, Android 101 and Steve/Nessie decide to leave Dumbguy and continue to Planet Y. They dare not go to X because, as the Leader of the Dolphin People said, "I don't want to speak about what happens on that planet."

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Meanwhile back on planet O Jack the Wonder Monkey was being held by Eddie the Evil Aardvark in his Evil hideout

"What planets have you been frequenting" asked Eddie the Evil Aardvark

suddenly the door burst open and all faces in the room went flush.

"No not him please no not him I'll tell you anything just keep him away from me. I'll die before you let me be questioned by Stan the Stuttering Seagull"

" Ok, then I ask you again. What planets have you been frequenting lately" asked the slightly agitated Eddie the Evil Aardvark.

"Well I went to see planet C once, I go to planet to P then to planets A E I O U and ...............

"Yes" Eddie the Evil Aardvark said apprehensively.

" Sometimes Y" was Jack the Wonder Monkeys reply.

"Ah ha, I knew it" said Eddie the Evil Aardvark. "You have been doublecrossing me with Lola the Lonely Llama admit it"

Jack the Wonder Monkey looked directly into Eddie the Evil Aardvarks eyes and said......................






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" I am a monkey and I shall stay one." With that, the monkey never spoke again.

Meanwhile,Steve goes to planet Y, when suddenly, Nessie asks, "I thought we were going to planet Y to get Dr. Dumbguy!"

"We are," Steve replied.

"He just passed us and went to planet X!" Nessie yelled.

"So?"

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" I wannna my ratttle waaaaa! I wannna rattle.!"
Evil Aardvaks ran because the sound of a child made them exploded.
Meanwhile in space Irwin turns in chair and looks out the window.
BOOM!!!
Planet X explodes sending underwear flying through space.
^There is always an explosion^ he says to himself.
But why did something destroy X, the answer lies on planet Yo-Yo...

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Suddenly, a planet hanging from the remains of X with a string swung at their ship.

"Crikey!" Steve cried. "Planet Y really is a yoyo!"

That was why X was destroyed. Y swung a bit too hard and went straight at X.

Then Dumbguy appeared in the mist of the underwear and slammed into thier windshield of the ship.

"Crikey!" Steve blurted.

"You can never defeat me now!" Dumbguy laughed, holding some underwear. " I'm now powered by . . .

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"Vegetable Oil! Not only is it powerful but enviromental friendly too."

"But we're in space" said Android 101

"So what?" replied Dr. Dumbguy."Oh and by the way, we named Planet X because we X-cuted people on it.Ha Ha Ha!"

"Bad joke alert!" yelled Android 101

"Enough with the chit-chat! Time to for the your destruction!!!!" hollered Dr. Dumbguy. He flies down to planet y and it begins to swing towards the three defenders! -->

This post has been edited by KillerPenguin222 on Aug 3 2003, 10:26 PM

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Just then an idea popped into Steve Irwins mind.

" Crikey, I'm an Aussie and everyone knows Aussies carry knives"

With that Steve pulled his blade from his belt cut the string thus sending planet Y hurtling toward planet Nerdia the source of every Nerd scattered throughout the universe.

"Oh, No" said Dr Dumbguy, "I didn't activate my planetary pocket protector my plans as well as my home planet are ruined. Unless i combine all of these underwear into one giant underwear and give planet Y an atomic wedgy. But I will need help. Who will help me. Of course........................

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Dr. Dumbguy then said something into his watch and an army of evil aardvarks assembled and combined all the underwear then gave Planet Y an atomic wedgie.But then Planet Y was destroyed by a giant bannana cream pie.

Dr. Dumbguy, Steve, Nessie, and Android 101 turned around to see who fire the pie....

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JACK the MONKEY!

"I love banana cream pie. Mmmm bananas." he said.

"Why did you do that?" everyone asked.

"I like bananas yummy yummy yummy."

Obviosly Eddie the Evil Aardvark had caused him to go completley insane. Everyone stared at him as Jack began to do his banana dance, and he looked very stupid.

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Meanwhile, in southern Alabama....

"I, Dr. squirrel, evil genius/ squirrel, will bomb New Jersey". Then, all of a sudden,, a redneck deer named fred eats the squirrel and saves New Jersey. Meanwhile Steve and friends are transported to italy where they are attacked by a pack of werewolves, zombies, ghostly gladiators, and italian stereoypes when out of the blue, they are saved by vegeta, who is eating a burger at the time.

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Steve and Friends were watching vegeta fly away when they got an ergent message from a talking snowman named Frosty.

"President Mojo has been kidnapped by Dr. Dumbguy and is being held captive on Uranus!" cried Frosty.

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