Last time on Steve Irwin 9 . . .

Dumbguy was destroyed in a black hole which collapsed after it sucked DG in. The higher beings made sure nothing would let him out again. . . .

Meanwhile, dark forces from beneath the earth stared at the happy, smiling, cheerful Steve Irwin and Crytofriends. ARGH! THEY COULDN'T STAND IT!

The dark forces scrambled out with their army of 10's of thousands of units to attack. They stumbled into the Irwin Shelter and screamed: "Die!" Just as a tomato was thrown and splatted the leader's face. "Argh! You'll pay for that!"

"Crinky!!!" Steve cried urgently. "MIDGETS!"

The midgets charged and the battle began . . .

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"Woooo, they are so cute" says nessie in a cute baby voice,
"Look at the the little childern. Where is your mommies, he he he." says Bigfoot mocking them
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR" says the midgets in unison.
" You will pay, Midgee Midgge doppity geee, your brain is the size of a peee" sings the midgets like a rip-off of a famous group of candy making people who work in a certain chocolate factory, "Midgee, Midghay doppity way, Mr. Irwin you will pay!"
"For what?" says Steve.
"Ohhhhh you would like to know, you dumbguy!" says the midgets.
"oooooooooo" say the audience. Irwin looks over and glares. The audience runs.
"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE HIM TO ME" screames Steve.
"lets get ready to rumble!" says that famous guy.

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Smartguy nearly breaks his arms and legs pushing the fighting stage into the room.

Steve climbs up and a midget named "Bigsy" follows.

"Ready?" Smartguy gasps, panting after the excercise he had. "Fight!"

Steve attempts to smash Bigsy, but Bigsy amazingly lifts Steve and tosses him up into the air. With a swift kick, Bigsy misses and instead roundhouse kicks Smartguy's hat off.

"CRINKY!!!" Steve shrieks, hitting the ceiling and out into the sky.

Bigsy bows, but Steve comes flying down and crushes him.

Nessie cheers. Bigfoot faints. Smartguy sobbs over his hat. Mothguy throws a tomato. Steve eats it and the stage falls apart.

"What in the Crinky!" Steve blurts.

The midgets had destroyed it and were charging at Steve, each one with a foam stick that had a black fork stuck into!

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But then, the good guys were teleported to Galactic Defenders headquarters.

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Suddenly DR.Hawking and his nerdy friends come in...and the rush the midgets positions.
10 minutes later the midgets had stuffed them into lockers, gave them wedgies and swirlies! Geek butt kicking!
The midgets then start to chant something in a strange language.
Then something strange happens, Steve and the gang are sucked in to blue hole.
They find themselves on strange island when a 6 figures walk from the lush jungle.
These beings were elemental guardians. They were the Toa Nuva.
Steve and the Gang had been transported to Mati Nue.
Then the galatic headquarters fall in the volcano and BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
A Mushroom cloud grows from the firey pit like a giant super tree.
"This is not good" says Tahu, "Not good at all......"

Meanwhile back in the real world.
"Good job my dwarf friends" says a cloaked figure
"We work form you, doctor." says the midgets
"Vengance will be mine, short ones." says the cloaked figure,"For my brother died because of them. No one kills a relative of
DR. IDIOTGUY"
"And they call me dr...dr..dr...stupidguy!" stuttered the short hunchedback man in a lab coat.
"They must get through 12 worlds before they can return...if they can. HA HA HA HA" says Idiotguy.
"Yes..bro..bro...brother."
"Shut up stupidguy!"


This post has been edited by Supercrochunter on Oct 24 2003, 06:18 PM

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This isn't part of the story, but I'd like to list the possible worlds I'll add

Poke' Land<Kanto, Johto, etc>

Disney Universe<From snow white to hercules>

Greek Mythology land<glory to the Olympians>

back to the story
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Suddenly, a robot appeared. It was the newest model of Dr. Dumbguy. Dumbguy XP!

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The Toa Nuva unleash their power of Fire, Water, Levetation, Earth, Ice, and Stone onto the Irwin gang. The Irwin gang dashes off and smashes into Smartguy who was just about to teleport them. Smartguy groans and the Irwin team urges him to hurry. Smartguy continues to groan.

"Hurry up!!!!" Steve roars.

"Fine, give me a minute!" Smartguy snaps.

Meanwhile, the 6 beings came out of the shadows. They had evil masks on which controled them.

"Off with their heads!" Bigfoot cries, throwing a rock. But the rock gets deflected and knocks out Smartguy.

"Oh great!" mutters Nessie. She waddles over and pushes Smartguy's teleport button. To Steve's surprise, they instantly teleport back to the Irwin Shelter, which was now decorated in a Barney theme; the Midgets' motto thing!

"Why didn't Smartguy do that earlier???" Steve asks, furious.

"He couldn't summon the strength enough to shove that button in," Nessie replies, annoyed.
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Meanwhile, Dumbguy XP needed batteries that wouldn't be invented until 2 years later.

This post has been edited by flamethrower on Oct 24 2003, 06:15 PM

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"-----------------wait-------------------------" says Dr. Idiotguy. "You can't come back yet until you complete all the worlds"
"What is this a video game?!?" says Irwin Everyone stares towards something in front of them like a TV show.
"A..a...a" mutters stupidguy.
"SPIT IT OUT!" says everyone annoyed by hime.
"They pressed the pause button." says stupidguy
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"NOW RETURN TO THE GAME" Screams Stupidguy.

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Suddenly, Irwin gang disentegrates and appears in Mati Nuvi (bad spelling). There they found ten crystals lying and glowing on the ground.

"This is what we must get!" Steve says, holding them.

Suddenly, his grasp loosens and the crystals ...

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Suddenly, IMH, or is it IHM, appears!

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It's IMH. He was brought back as a video game item and saved the crystals, running off with them.

"Hehahooheehahaha!" He giggles like an idiot, dashing to a nearby cave. However, he trips headfirst into the sand and the crystals fly off . . .

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Then dR. Stupidguy summons more old enemies. Barney, Pooh, Upton Julius, and Dark Figure.

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Barney catches the crystal just in time, but Upton steals it and runs off.

"Muhaheehoohaboo!" he laughs. Suddenly, he smacks flat into the wall of the rock cave instead of going in. The crystals fly out of his hands and smacks Smartguy in the head. It flies into Bigfoot's hands, but he drops them, and Pooh saves them with a dive. The crystals land softly in his cotton hands.

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WHO is IMH?
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Back to the story, a weird paper is lying on the ground.
Nessie picks it up.
"Holy Cow!!!!" She yells in excitement.
"What is it?" asks Steve.
"Cheat Codes, from someone named Flamethrower." She answers!
"Thanks Flamethrower!"

In the real world the members of ZA are watching the guys fight for their lives. They must help them stop the two evil brothers.

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An alien being who revived Dr. Dumbguy in the second sequel:An idiot's ballad.

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