"No cheatcode will steal the crystals from me! Oinkyhahahahamoooo!" laughs Pooh, running off with the crystals lying in his hand like a pies.

"Push the X button twice to steal crystals," Nessie reads.

Smartguy tries to push with all his might but can't even move the X button on his forehead. Steve easily clicks it twice and the crystals shoot into the sky.

"HEY! No fair!" growls Dark Figure.

The crystals drop back down and knock out Smartguy again. They bounce off and into SG's lap. Steve dives for them and . . .

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Suddenly 3 giant monkeys appear. Two of them start throwing a odd color substance at each other.
"I hope to god that is just mud." says Steve in a worried voice.

sorry about that again I hit something twice on accident but I fixed it.

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Not part of the story: Why'd you post that again?

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But then. Green Mantis flies in and slices the monkey that wasn't throwing mud in half. It is a robot!

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"They're all robots!" Nessie snaps. "This is a video game!"

"We gotta get the crystals!" Steve says, wrestling the unconcious Smartguy to get the crystals. "Or we will never leave!"

Suddenly, the other two monkeys grab the crystals which were lying on the ground besides Steve.

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but then, all the good guys were transported to another world: the land of Greek Myth!


"Are you here to help us defeat the evil monsters and stop Cretonis the wicked from freeing Cronos and the titans?" asked Orpheus the poet

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"Where are we?" Steve asks.

"We won," Nessie cheers.

"But we lost the crystals to the monkeys!"

Bigfoot laughs. "They're right there! They got stuck in your pocket while you wrestled SG!"

Orpheus stares at them confusedly. Suddenly Upton knocks him out with a foam stick that had a dark fork in it.

"Give me the Excallaber!"

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Orpheus calls"Oh Heracles<AKA Hercules>!"

A guy with big muscles draped in the skin of the Nemean Lion

"You bothering my friend here?" he demanded of Upton in a strong powerful voice.

"No, mister big muscles sir," said Upton timidly.

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Pow! Steve is knocked out.

"Ahahahahaha . . . You don't get it do you, Steve?" Upton mocks. "We're all a team here. I AM THE GAME!"

Pow! Upton is knocked out by Heracles.

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It turns out Steve was knocked out by a rock thrown by Talos, a gold giant.

the greek heroes are good and are also trapped in the game they are:
Heracles- the world's strongest man
Orpheus- a musician so good at playing the lyre that he can move Hades with his songs
Perseus- behedder of Medusa
Achilles- a man only vaulanrable on his heel
Odyseus- a great warrior at sword and arrow
Arkantos- supreme admiral of Atlantis

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Dark Figure tackles Huracles, but he trips. Heracles was fooled and Dark Figure flies head first onto Heracles's foot instead of head.

Steve finds the Exalaber (spelling?) and the gang warps off.

Meanwhile, Dr. Stupidguy says, "I-i-i wish I were the--------------------"

He mutates into a gorilla. "Me want a banana, NOOOWWWW!"

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And the greek heroes are transported with them to banna land, where they are pussued by bannana heads.

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Suddenly, the emporer banana turns them all into giant banana heads

Steve looks at himself in the mirror "Crinky!" he cries in horror, "I'm a giant banana!"

Dr. Stupidguy begans to wail "Oh for the love of Mike!" he cries screaming at the sky "What next? a large rainfall of malted milk balls?"

suddenly, brown clouds darken the sky and a large rainfall of malted milk balls rain upon them all

"OOOOO! yummy!" shouted Dumbguy

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Then nessie puts in the cheat code. They are transported to world 5: Springfield.

"Where are we?" asks Steve.
Out of now where comes the most known sound in the universe. "D'oh!"
"Cooool" says Steve excitedly, "We are in the TV series, Futurama."
BAM! Bigfoot slaps Steve in the back of the head stooge style.
"No dumbguy, we are in the Simpsons." shouts Bigfoot.
"Hey man, don't have a cow." says Bart. "We need your help!"
"What do you need man."
"Kang and kodos have used an evil cola to make the dead rise from the grave and Prof Frink and Snake are dead!
"That sucks."
"WE need one of you guys to drive with Homer to the power plant and pick up some toxic waste. Then you must drive to the school and drive under the trachtor beam and get out before it explodes. After that you will win this world and 3 superpowers and then you'll be transported to the next world." states Bart.
"I have no insurance" says Homer.

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Suddenly they all get transported to The Fiji Islands

Steve looks around "Now what?"
"I think were in England" Dr. Stupidguy says
"I feel like some tea and crumpets, lets go visit the queen!" Dumbguy
Suddenly the queen walks out and turns into a Jaguar,

"Oh for the love of pe-" the jaguar picks him up and flings him to Austrailia

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