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Posted: Oct 26 2003,
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Group: Senior Member
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Suddenly, Yeti
feels a burn and falls into a dark vortex of
nothingness. A distant voice says: "Their, the
yeti is gone and your polar bears are fixed. $5 bucks
please!" --------------------
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Oct 28 2003,
02:17 AM |
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Group: Club
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But Yeti has
not been flushed completely from the computer realm.
He's in the inner parts of the computer, just no longer
in Zoo Tycoon. "Hmm... folders. I can't remember
whether paper is good to eat. I shall just have to
consult my handy "Survival for Incompetent Dummies"
guidebook. --------------------
I know my avatar is outdated, but
I'm a WackyPanda! Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 28 2003,
11:54 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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Yeti opens up
another file and jumped into Reader Rabbit!
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Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Oct 29 2003,
12:37 AM |
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"Argh! Not
reading! This is a computer! Why on earth do people want
to learn how to read on a computer? Computers are for
games!!!" Yeti screams. He opens the file, jumps
out, then out of the folder and he's in cyberspace
again. So he picks another file and jumps into it,
landing in... Impossible Creatures.
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I'm a WackyPanda! Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
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Supercrochunter |
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Posted: Oct 29 2003,
05:11 PM |
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Group: Member
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suddenly the
evil midget hackers break into the game fast enough to
warp the crypto-friends and steve to level 12.5 the
prototype final level. "sweet the final level" says
Steve, "that was easy" "NOT SO FAST CRYPTO-FIENDS, HA
HA HA" says a giant enity. "O dear god in heaven, it
is him: ULTRA OMEGA SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY SMART
& STRONG DUMBGUY V 12.5 Prototype edition" screams
nessie! "FEAR MY WRATH, and the wrath of the
worlds greatest boss characters!" announces
Dumbguy. And there they were: Bowser from
guess! Kronos from AOM the Titans Centipede from
the centipede games Ganondorf from Legend of Zelda
Games Wario from ??? Andross from Star
Fox Dracula from Castlevania series and Pac-Man
because he is true
evil! --------------------
"My
story begins in nineteen dickity two, we had to say
dickity because the kaiser stole our word
twenty." -Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons:Hit
and Run. Current zoos:Too lazy to make
one.
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Posted: Oct 29 2003,
06:40 PM |
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Posts: 1075 Member #: 2482
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Group: Senior Member
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Dumbguy grabs a
foam stick VS. Steve grabs a cherry. Bowser grabs
a lobster VS. Captain Orca grabs a fishing
pole. Kronos grabs a stone VS. Nessie grabs a
pie. Centipede grabs some shoes VS. Bigfoot grabs
a duck. Ganondorf grabs a stick VS. Yeti grabs a
fried gecko. Wario grabs a ZT disk VS. Mothman
screams. Andross grabs a banana VS. Pres. Mojo
commands his army of bananas. Dracula unleashes
his fangs which fall to the ground VS. Android 101 takes
the fangs. Pac-man opens his mouth VS. the ghosts
chase him. A group of midgets stare and eat
popcorn. --------------------
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 29 2003,
09:17 PM |
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Group: Club
Member/Designer
Wild Catz Club
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The entire
dolphin army of Planet P comes to the rescue and attacks
the midgets. --------------------
I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 29 2003,
09:23 PM |
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Posts: 1075 Member #: 2482
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Group: Senior Member
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But the popcorn
is so delicious that both the midgets and the dolphin
army sit on the couch and watch the
battle. Dumbguy suddenly breaks down in a squeak.
"I need oiling for my joints!" he cries. Steve takes
advantage and sticks a cherry to his nose.
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Oct 30 2003,
01:25 AM |
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Group: Club
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Kronos and
Nessie hurl their weapons at each other at the same
time, causing them to collide and create a shockwave so
immense that the cyberspace around them is swept away,
leaving them in the huge, white land known as Blank.
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I know my avatar is outdated, but
I'm a WackyPanda! Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
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Supercrochunter |
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Posted: Oct 30 2003,
03:43 PM |
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Group: Member
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"IT IS TIME TO
DIE BOWSER!" yells Capt. Ocra. Using his great
knowledge of the AOM god powers he invokes
IMPLODE! For those who haven't played AOM: the
Titans, Implode is Atlas's god power. A giant silver
ball appears a split second after a bolt of lighting its
apperence point. Bowser is sucked in as the world is
warped into the center of the ball like a black hole.
Suddenly BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! There is a massive explosion
from the ball sending everything flying away. Bowser is
dead. This post has been edited
by Supercrochunter on Oct 30 2003, 03:45
PM --------------------
"My
story begins in nineteen dickity two, we had to say
dickity because the kaiser stole our word
twenty." -Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons:Hit
and Run. Current zoos:Too lazy to make
one.
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 30 2003,
05:38 PM |
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Posts: 1075 Member #: 2482
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Group: Senior Member
Marine Specialist
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Dumbguy smacks
Steve continuously with a foam stick. Finally, Steve's
nose starts to hurt and Steve screams, defeated. Dumbguy
laughs, dropping his foam stick. Steve jumps for it but
Dumbguy eats a cherry, which caused Steve to explode in
anger. --------------------
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
04:35 PM |
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"YOU ARE NOT
EATING MY PRECIOUS CHERRIES!!!" Steve yells, before he
springs at Dumbguy and whacks him with the foam stick.
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I know my avatar is outdated, but
I'm a WackyPanda! Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
Pack!" |
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
07:36 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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Mothman grabs
his mighty moth wing sword! He slices Wario's ZT Disk in
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Supercrochunter |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
07:40 PM |
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Group: Member
Tour Guide
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Without a
weapon Wario runs away. Soon all enemies except for
doc have died or ran. Now everyone surrounds DR.
D Then suddenly he pulls out an unholy weapon, the
ask a stupid question get a stupid answer CHEESE!
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"My
story begins in nineteen dickity two, we had to say
dickity because the kaiser stole our word
twenty." -Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons:Hit
and Run. Current zoos:Too lazy to make
one.
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
07:50 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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He threw into
the ground, and a bunch of smoke arose. Dr. Dumbguy
dissapears. Where has he gone? Find out in the next
sequel: A New Hopeless. --------------------
I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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