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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
07:55 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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Its been 20 yrs
since Dumbguy dissapeared. Now Steve's son, Idiana
Irwin, has found the lost book of Disney Magic. Joining
him is Circe<the enchantress daughter of Nessie and
Orca>, Mothman, Android 102, and Mojo's son, Jojo.
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
09:27 PM |
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Posts: 1103 Member #: 2482
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Group: Senior Member
Marine Specialist
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"Hmm," Idiana
(Indiana? is it a misspelling?) says, browsing through
the book. "Dad! I found a weird book!" Steve
comes and look at it. The first word on it says: Once
this book is opened, all of Steve Irwin's past will
return . . . including Dr. Dumbguy! Steve
gasps. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
09:36 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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"Whats wrong,
Mr. Irwin?" asked Jojo, Indiana's best
friend. "Dumbguy is coming back." gasped
Steve "Dumbguy!?" cried Mothman. "Your're
sure?!" "Positive" replied Steve "WHO IS
DUMBGUY?!" demanded Circe. "Dumbuy is an old
enemy of mine," said Steve."Your parents, Mothman,
myself, and others defeated him. Or so we
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
09:43 PM |
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"We must find
him!" Circe cries. "No, let him find us," Jojo
says. "Let's just live our lives. That book is
nonsense." But the others rush off into the
desert, where Dumbguy's long lost cave
dwells. Meanwhile, Jojo stands around, wondering:
"Will they ever know where I REALLY am? Muhahahahahah--
*cough*cough*cough* -- I need to buy more cough drops!
*cough*" --------------------
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
09:49 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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There, they
found the real Jojo. "Run friends!" Jojo yelled.
"Save yourselves from the guards!" But then, two
vampire guards came and took away Jojo. Then they
kidnapped Mothman and Steve. One of the vampires tripped
on a rock. Circe pointed her wand at him and a bolt of
magic shot out<she is an enchantress after all>.
The vampire was turned into a racoon.
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
10:13 PM |
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The other
vampire ran as fast as he could, but his toe bumped into
a square millimeter of sunlight and he
melted. Suddenly, Jojo F. (first one) appears.
Steve and teh group huddle together,
fearfully. "Prepare to battle!" Jojo F.
yells. Steve steps up when a fly buzzes into Jojo
F.'s mouth, and Jojo F. (Dumbguy) became
speechless. A spot of sunlight hits Jojo F. on
the pinky and he transformed into the true Dumbguy
(changed bodies). His chin was pointy, his hair was
white, wrinkles filled his forehead, and he hung on to a
wooden stick. "Ugh, re-re-re-re-rere-ready? GOoo..." He
fell asleep, glasses crooked.
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
10:21 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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When Dumbguy
awoke, he was in a pig's pen. He cried out in shock, but
all that came out was an oink. Indiana and Circe were
looking at Dumbguy, amused. "My friend ,Circe,
here turned you into a pig." said Indiana Then
Steve came in and said "the grill is ready!"
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
10:41 PM |
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"Oh no,"
Dumbguy squawked. "You won't defeat me that
easily." With a wav of his stick, a brown fog
appeared from nowhere, wrapped around him, and
disappeared. "Where'd he go?" Steve asked. "We
were just getting ready to share this delicious salad
with him!" Circe waved her wand and a fluff of
hay burned up inside the pig's pen. Dumbguy screamed,
rubbing his back which was on fire. "OH! He was
hiding under the pig pen!" Jojo remarked. Dumbguy
started chanting some strange language...
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
10:53 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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Which was
recodnized by Steve as Dumbguy's call of the aardvarks.
Suddenly, evil aardvarks flew down from the sky.
"Lets see you fight them!" squawked Dumbguy as
pressed a button on his watch. I teleported him to
Australia.... Steve and friends were trying as
hard as they could to drive off the beast. Steve with
his foam stick, Indiana with his whip, Mothman with his
sword, Circe with her wand, and Jojo with coconuts.
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
11:04 PM |
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But then, an
army of Barney clones joined the fight. They had been
summoned by Dr. DG too! "This is too much!" Steve
gasps. He stops and drinks some water, which
accidentally spills on a Barney clone. "I hate
you..." it sang, melting. "I think I've made a
major discovery," Steve announces proudly. Jojo slips
and a coconut flies at him.
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Oct 31 2003,
11:19 PM |
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Group: Club
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Wild Catz Club
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Luckily, it
missed and hit an Aardvark. "Five more minutes
mom" said the Aardvark deamily before falling down.
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club Weekly Quote: "The true test of civilization
is not the cencus, nor the size of the cities, nor the
crops -no, but the kind of man the country turns
out" -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Nov 1 2003,
11:03 AM |
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Just when
things seemed really bad, Steve sneezes and blows away
all the Aardvarks. Meanwhile, the Barney clones are
melting. "I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME, BLOUAHGJA..."
they sang melting. "Glad that's over!" Circe
remarked. Suddenly, a chicken appeared. "Cluck
must cluck cluck help!" it cried.
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Nov 1 2003,
05:56 PM |
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Group: Club
Member/Designer
Raptor Pack Club
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"What now?"
asks Steve. "Nooo... the Chickens will be *cluck*
destroyed! *cluck cluck*" clucks the chicken, before it
turns into a stuffed turkey.
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I know my avatar is outdated, but
I'm a WackyPanda! Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
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flamethrower |
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Posted: Nov 1 2003,
07:01 PM |
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Group: Senior Member
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Meanwhile, Dr.
Dumbguy found a new hideout (location undefined)
somewhere in the desert. "Muhahahah
*cough!cough!cough!* haha *cough!cough* ha! *vomit*"
choked Dr. Dumbguy. "I have found the number one crime!
To turn all chickens into stuffed turkeys!" "But,
but, but..." sighs Dr. Stupidguy. "Chickens don't become
turkeys." "Now they will!" says a sinister, evil
voice. There stood Upton Julious, wheelchair and
everything. --------------------
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Alphawolf |
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Posted: Nov 1 2003,
07:05 PM |
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Group: New Member
Zoo Guest
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Back with Steve
andd the gang, the group had roasted the trukey, and
were eating it."Thith ihs gooth!", Jojo says threw a
mouthful of turkey.Suddenly, They are all truned into
piglets by a spell Dumbguy put on the turkey!!!
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