"Squeeeeeeee...." squealed Steve.

"Squeeal deedee Squeel!" Circe chanted, changing them all back.

Suddenly, Jojo sensed a curse. "I have a bad feeling about this."

Meanwhile...

"So how do we change chickens to turkeys?" asked Dr. Stupidguy, choking on a cough drop.

"Here's how!" Upton yelled. He drew some stick figures on the ground, humming to himself. In the end, the picture had one guy eating cheese.

"Huh?" gasped Dumbguy.

"Oh, I was daydreaming!" replied the red-faced Upton.

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"By my wand that is not long, let this curse be gone!" chanted Circe. The curse lifted, Dumbguy immediatly summone a magic walrus to attack Steve and friends.

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That was, until the magic walrus suddenly keeled over on its side for absolutely no apparant reason. So, steve took its tusks and jumped dumguy!

Back at camp....

Jojo was dancing around, throwing coconuts into the air. One of the coconuts narrowly missed Circe.

"Hey! Watch out, you big ape!" she snapped at Jojo.

"I'm not an ape!" snapped back Jojo, "I'm a monkey!"

Circe waved her wand and turned Jojo into a chimp. "Now you are," she said.

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Back at Dr. Dumbguy's place...

"Curses!" croaked Dr. Dumbguy, sharpening is cane. "We gotta stop them!"

"Steve only threw two tusks at you," Upton said in an evil voice. "In fact, he missed and the tusks hit Indiana in the head."

"But that hurt!"

Dr. Stupidguy stared in total confusion.
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At camp, Indiana was digging through the magic book. "Hmm, it says here that if I read page 20, I will say the words that will dump a pile of gold on me."

He turned to page 20, read the words, and a 2 story house-sized pile of gold was dumped on him.

"I'm rich!" he cried from under the rocks.

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Shortly after he said this, Dumbguy appeared and took as much as he could carry

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But Dumbguy couldn't do anything without his cane, so he tripped on his cane (lying on the ground), and instead of stealing gold, released Indiana from his gold mountain prison.

"Thanks mate!" Indiana remarked. He got up and gave Dumbguy his cane. "Who are you?"

"Who am I?" laughed Dr. Dumbguy. "WHO AM I YOU ASK? I AM-"

He choked on his false teeth, and fell over. Indiana slammed his back so that Dumbguy stopped choking, but Indiana slammed Dumbguy too hard. It knocked Dumbguy out.

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Dumbguy revived and jumped on top of Indiana

"You fool! how dare you choke me with bananas!" He shouted

"WHAT?!!? I tried to save you stupid!" Indiana shouted throwing Dumbguy off of him

"Good Grief!" Shouted Dr. Stupidguy appearing for underground "What in the name of my mother's mandible is that?!!?" he yelled pointing at the sky
they all turned to see a large blue whale, then the whale swallowed them all

"This is all your fault" Dumbguy accused Stupidguy

"Wha'd I do?"

"If you hadn't tried to fullfill your dream to climb a sacred mountain in the icecaps, we wouldn't be in this mess"



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Suddenly, Circe warped them out with her magic.

"What was that?" asked Indiana.

"A blue whale," Circe replied. "I just know that Upton sent it here. But who's Upton?"

"Upton is-" Dumbguy started, but some undefinded dark force warped him and Stupidguy away.

"Where'd he go?" Indiana cried.

"You should be thankful! They're the evil ones..." Circe said.
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"What's wrong with you!?" Darkfigure (from Steve Irwin 5-6) roared.

"W-w-what?" Dumbguy stuttered.

Darkfigure floated across the cave. "You nearly gave away Upton's identity! This is how they always beat us! We need to have back-ups who the Irwin/Cryptofriends don't know about!"

Upton came in, tripping over Dumbguy's false teeth on the ground. "It's okay. There will be other battles..."

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Stupidguy appeared out of nowhere, picked up Dumbguy's teeth and threw them at Upton

"What was that for? I think you broke my jaw!!" Upton shouted angrily
Suddenly, Darkfigure picked up Upton and threw him at a rock

"Mother of Pearl!!" Upton shouted rubbing his head "I think you broke my hand!"

"Oh go to he- Indiana started to say when a large shawdow creature swallowed up him and Upton

Circe rolled her eyes "I've think I've had enough of this" she said pulling out a suitcase "I might as well go back to old country and peel potatoes"
she disapered

Dumbguy appeared "Where'd my teef gof?" he asked "Oh there they are!" he picked them up and looked up

"WOOOOOOOOOO" Darkfigure said in a spooky voice "Be gone! be gone I command you!!"

"Okey dokey" Dumbguy said pleasantly, "Good Bye"

Suddenly the Shadow creature came back and swallowed up Dumbguy

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Dark Figure was confused. "Who are you, oh great evil one?"

Steve jumped out of the Dark Creature's mouth. "I am Steve Irwin! Hero and Eccentric Defender! (Title of Steve Irwin 3)"

"Huh?" Dark Figure stepped back and tripped on his shoelace.

"It's a robot."

Indiana leaped out too. "You're surrounded!" he cried, ready to fight.

Dark Figure looked around. "By who?"

"I just like to say that," Indiana replied.

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In walked a beautiful woman with an IQ of 8, "Hellow" she said stupidly "My name is Madame Nobrain, I'm am looking for Stupidguy so I can marry him"

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Stupidguy poked his head out of the robot's mouth. "Madame Nobrain, my long lost slave! How dare you interfere with my mission!"

He poked his head back in and went to sleep.

Meanwhile, Dark Figure had summoned warriors of shadow to aid him. They held swords, strength, speed, daggers, etc.

"Attack!" Dark Figure screamed.

Steve and Indiana dodged here and there, but they kept coming. No matter how many they knocked into the wall and disentegrated, more appeared out of the ground.

Finally, Madame Nobrain ate a burger and accidentally (or stupidly) squirted some onion throughout the cave. Steve was blinded, Indiana was hit in the mouth, and the shadow warriors were all hit and melted.

"Aha!" said the blind Steve. "They are allergic to onions!"

Suddenly, Indiana started melting...

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"Oh dear" Madame Nobrain said "I left my contacts in the congo river, would you excuse me please?" she walked away
as Indiana melted, Steve started singing show tunes from CATS as he watched Indiana disinagrate

"Ahoy! me heartys, what brings you out to the salty brine?" a voice shouted
there stood Yellowbeard, captain of the Pinata ship

"Umm, translation please?" Steve asked

"Oh let me refraise that" Yellowbeard said "Wazzzup?"

"OHHHHH" they all said

Dark figures warriors came back and charged at Yellowbeard, he killed them all with a small wooden sword

"Interesting" Dumbguy said picking his teeth "How'd you do that?"

"Me magic sword" Yellowbeard said "It kills what is evil"

"Oh No"Steve shouted "What's that?" he said pointing at a large iceberg, on top of it was a babyseal (L0L) it stared at them and then vanished

"Arrgh! I'm appoint'n you all on my ship!" Yellowbeard shouted,
they all climbed on the Pinata and sailed out to Iceland

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Suddenly, a volcano erupted, shooting the Pinata 100,000,000,000,000 feet into the air.

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