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Posted: Dec 5 2003,
06:36 PM |
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20 years after
Steve and company saved their world and everyone else's
universe from Dr. Evilguy and Kronos, Steve is
President. After uniting earth and clearing the
pigeons from every city, Earth became a leading member
of the U.P.(United Planetary alliance, who the galactic
defenders are ran by) and the universe is at peace...or
is it. Deep in the debris of the alphabet universe a new
evil arises...and Steve, the Cryptofrineds, Homer, Dino
Cool, and some new members must step forth to oppose
this horde of
destruction. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our
story begins in the earth capital of Atlantis.
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I WILL NOT
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Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Dec 5 2003,
07:07 PM |
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Zookeeper
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"Homer! where's
my pasta plant salad?!" shouts Steve from his
desk "Coming Mr. President sir!!" He hands a bowl
to Steve "Mr. President!! come quick!! we
recieved this video from a satilite in space!" He turns
on the TV The face of a Beautiful woman with cat ears
on her head, a tight dress and knee high spotted boots
appears on the screen "Steve Irwin I prosume? this is
Madame Felina, I have sent this satilite too let you
know that- suddenly a small poodle attacks her "OOF!
get off of me you tiny ball of curls!! Georgina!! get
this beast off me!!" a tiny teenage girl walks in and
takes the poodle away "As I was saying" Felina
says annoyed "I sent this satilite to let you know that
I have a nuclear cat shaped missile that I shall launch
and destroy the earth in 72 hours unless I recieve 2
billion dollars" she snickered "Bye bye" she says
mockingly "Mr. President! what do we do?" Homer
asks "I know what I'm doing, I'm gonna ask that
woman out! she's a hottie!!" Steve shouts
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Supercrochunter |
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Posted: Dec 6 2003,
06:01 PM |
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Terri walks in
a slaps Steve across the head. The secert service steps
back in fear. "Steve, You are not Clinton!" she
shouts at him "Sorry dear." Then a second
message comes in. "Hello old buddy." says a famaliar
voice. In the background of the feed Madame Felina, is
being arrested. "Yo Mantis, how is it going? I see
you made general in the Galactic defenders." says
Steve "Good, but there is a problem." replies
Mantis "Yes I sense a distrubance in the funk." says
Steve "The crypto-friends were on a trip to survey
the remrants of the alphabet universe, but we lost
contact when they entered the solar border." "This is
a problem, even bigger than our missing friends"
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Dec 6 2003,
09:13 PM |
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Group: Club
Member/Designer
Raptor Pack Club
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"Here's a fun
fact," Dr. Smartguy said. "50% of the debris in the
alphabet universe turned to pizza, cheese and Chea. The
rest is expected to cool down into boring, plain rock.
And the alphabet weapons are trapped in the
rocks." "How do you know?" Steve
asks. "The computer's calculations," Dr. Smartguy
answers. "Seems to me like an ideal place for a villain
to hide." "Pizza!" Homer shouts.
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Posted: Dec 6 2003,
10:55 PM |
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Group: Club
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We need a
Christmasy thing in
here.... ------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile
in the lair of the new villian the captured the
Crypto-Friends.... "Welcome to my lair!" siad the
Villian "Who are you?" asked Nessie "I am
Jack Pumpkin, ruler of Halloween Planet!" said
Jack "Well?" asked Mothman. "Well what?"
asked Jack "Aren't you going to reveal your evil
plot?" asked Mothman "Oh yeah!" said Jack, "I'm
new to this bad guy thing." He opens up a book titled
"Benig an Evil Villan for Dummies" and says" I, the evil
Jack Pumpkin, am going to take over the mind of Santa
Clause! Then, I will turn his toys into robotic
super-toys with super abilities!" "And?" asked
Bigfoot. "And what?" asked Jack. "Your're
supposed to laugh manicily after you reveal your evil
plot." said Bigfoot. "Oh yeah! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
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Posted: Dec 6 2003,
11:45 PM |
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Ten hours
later... "Muhahahahahahaha!" gasps Jack. "Haha!
Hahaha! Mu-muhahaha . . ha . . Muhaha- "Alright
stop!" Yeti roars. "I can't sleep!" "Oh sorry,"
says Jack. Suddenly, he throws a pillow at
Nessie. "Ow! Can't you see I'm sleeping!" Nessie
shouts. Jack shrivels back. "B-but the book says
to give no peace to the enemy." With that, he throws
another pillow at Nessie. The pillow bounces off
Nessie's head and onto Bigfoot. "HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO SLEEP HERE!" Bigfoot throws a pillow at
Jack. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jack
moans in defeat. "That was easy," comments
Mothman. "I was doing the cool thing for a bad
guy to do," says the confused Jack Pumpkin.
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
12:50 AM |
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Just then,
Jack's robo-pumpkins come back, leading a mind
controlled Santa. "Now I have Santa under my
spell!" laughed Jack."Mwa Ha Ha!" Then he gets out his
book and shows a page to Santa. "Your're supposed to
luagh too." "Mwa Ho Ho Ho!" lughed
Santa. "we'll have to work on that" muttered
Jack. --------------------
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
12:56 AM |
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"Santa," Jack
orders. "Attack!" Santa kicks Jack in the
knee. "Ow!" Jack cries. "I meant the
Cryptofriends!" Santa starts to leave when Jack
says, "HELLO! I got you under my mind
control!" "No you don't." says the confused
Santa. Bigfoot slaps himself in the face. "Come
on already! Let me do it!" He grabs the book and reads
the spell: "Blah blah blah blah mind
control!" "Wow, you're good!" Jack says. "How did
you do that?" Bigfoot continues. "Now, come to
me!" An ant hops onto Bigfoot.
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
01:00 AM |
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Then the ant
used mind controll on Bigfoot.
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
01:02 AM |
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"Haha!" laughs
Jack, walking toward bigfoot. "All you did was controll
an ant!" But the ant accidentally mind controls
Jack. Jack starts poking his head onto the ground,
attempting to lift the ant. Then he squishes the
ant accidentally. "Now back to what I was saying . . ."
he looks back into his book. "I will rule this planet!"
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Supercrochunter |
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
11:35 AM |
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After 3 hours
of reading later.... "Ok let me try this
again,...Mwah ha ha ha ha mind control." says
Jack Suddenly Santa punches Jack in the
stomach. "Ouch...you are not all merry are you, saint
nick?" says jack bent over in pain "Nope." says Santa
as he opens a can of whoop-tushie on the pumpkin
villian. BOOM! The ceilling
blows open and Steve and the Galactic Defenders drop in
with Jet packs and laser guns. "You are under arrest,
for grand theft cryptid and being very bad at being
bad." says mantis putting handcuffs on Jack "Ohhhh
come on, it is my first day, boo hoo." cries Jack, "I
didn't want to do this but these guys forced me to
because if I didn't they would destroy my home
planet." "Who said this?" questions Steve "I don't
know but he had torn up face and a phd in evil and
stupidity." answers Jack "Dear higher being, it can
only be one man/robot" says Nessie "But he
died/malfunctioned in the last story." says Steve
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
11:47 AM |
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"No!" screams
Bigfoot. "It can't be . . . Dr. Dumbguy!" But
Dumbguy was lying in a trash heap at the recycle center.
Who is the new villain? Ten days
later... "There it is!" Jack cries. "That's my
planet!" Steve looks confused. "That's a two inch
rock." "Oops! It looks so much like my planet,"
says Jack nervously. Suddenly, he points to a cloudy
planet 50 times the size of Earth. "There it
is!" "That does not look any way like the two
inch rock," comments Nessie as they land. As soon
as they leave the ship, thousands of guns get loaded and
pointed at them from all angles. "You shall be
taken to our leader Mr. Idy Ut!" bellows the chief of
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Dec 7 2003,
04:29 PM |
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Group: Club
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"Jack
Pumpkin!!!! I sent you to capture the Cryptofriends and
you blunder at even a simple job like that!!! What am I
going to do now?!?" Mr. Idy Ut said over the
radio. "Well," says Commander Orca, "you can
start with, Blah blah blah blah mind control!!! Now,
surrender to us!" All the dust bunnies in their
spaceship that had evaded the vacuum cleaner surrender.
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with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
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KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Dec 9 2003,
09:49 PM |
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But then,
Nuclear Winter<think russian communist with ice
powers> breaks in! He freezes all the Cryptofriends.
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WackyPanda |
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Posted: Dec 10 2003,
05:03 PM |
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Group: Club
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and uses them
to cool down his lemonade.
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In case you were wondering, that's
what I really look like. *points to avatar* Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
Pack!" |
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