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| KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Jan 2 2004,
11:02 PM |
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"Hello Link,
long time no see" said Nessie. "Oh, and I called
in another old friend too.." said Dr. Smartguy. In
walked Rex Chance <see Power of the Sigma, I'm not
sure which number it is> accopanied by Lucy Willing
and some Gorrilla-Penguins. "Hello Steve, been a
while huh?" said Rex. "Those Lucy still cook her
'you-know-what'?" asked Nessie. "I've forced her
not too. " said Rex. "OK, Rex, you and your
Chimp-owls do a bombing run on the castle and take out
most of their defenses. Then the Giga Battle Engines
will lead a heavy assult with the Galactic Defender's
pie tanks driven by the Galactic Defenders and the
Cryptofriends. Link, Jack, and Harry will command their
own private armies which will charge in if needed." said
Dr. Smartguy. --------------------
I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
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| Dragon
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
09:34 AM |
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"Ah, but who
exactly will be their armies?" Asked the always
questioning Steve. "...the only people we
could recrute(sp?)" Dr. Smartguy said with a
gulp. "!!!" Said Link. "No! Noit
the-the-the...." Studdered Harry "YAOI
AUTHORESSES!" Screamed a terrified Jack
Sparrow "....yes, them..." He pointed to a
huge group of girls, all wielding either swords, or
guns, or both, all wearing 'Yaoi 4-eva' shirts. Link,
Jack Sparrow, and Harry assumed horrified looks (If
you don't know what yaoi means, e-mail me and I'll tell
you) --------------------
Zazu: That's MISTER banana beak to
you, fuzzy!
Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever
this moment okay.
My motto: An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, forget the
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
05:33 PM |
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Steve screamed
in horror and ran around in circles and ran smack into a
boulder, he was knocked unconcious "Oh no, not again"
Bigfoot said rolling his eyes "Help me get this bafoon
into that pile of grapefruits"a "Holy Crackcorn!
what's that?" Nessie screams "Oh no!" Harry cries in
horror "It can't be it's..... it's..... it's........
SPOOOOOON!" Harry spins around 5 times then
faints "This guy must have been scarred
for life! ha ha! get it? cause he's got a scar!, Heh
heh........ forget it" Rex
says "**&d8@@!!!!$$#23**()p820397**&^&*A^834!!@!!"
Link
screams "YAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYARG!!!"
Jack Sparrow screams in panic, he and Link start running
around in circles. The gang look at them in total
disbelief "Um..... should we be freaked out by
this?" Nessie says "These three are supossed to be
heros, I guess reality finally hit them, I mean fried
cabbage IS pretty upsetting"
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
06:13 PM |
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One of the
girls started to walk forward and bumped into another
one Ther immediatly started fighting and all the
other girls picked sides and soon all anone could see of
them was a big dustcloud "So much for an army"
comments Steve, who just regaind conciousness "How do
we keep them from fighting?" asked Nessie Dr.
Smartguy yells "Quick! Get the...
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Ahhh.....the power of
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| Dragon
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
07:07 PM |
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"laptops so
they can write!!" Rex wheeled up a huge tray of
laptops "...why are they so scared, anyway?" Rex
asked. "...do you know that Yaoi means?" Nessie
asked "Not really...." Jack whispered into
Rex's ear what it
means. "OHHHHHHHHHH..." The girls
continued fighting, anyway.
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Zazu: That's MISTER banana beak to
you, fuzzy!
Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever
this moment okay.
My motto: An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, forget the
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| WackyPanda |
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
07:34 PM |
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"Forget them,
we'll just cook up more creatures to replace them...
even the creatures behave better than them..." Rex said.
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In case you were wondering, that's
what I really look like. *points to avatar* Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
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| Dragon
Kitty |
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
07:39 PM |
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All the girls
stopped fighting and smiled. "We'll fight if we can
write all we want once we're back at
peace!" "......!!!!!!!!!" Said Link "Deal
then" Rex nodded. "...... If I read one more yaoi
fic with me in it.... I'll go mad..." Harry
muttered. "On to battle!" Yelled steve, thrusting
him arm out, then hitting the wall and KOing himself
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Zazu: That's MISTER banana beak to
you, fuzzy!
Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever
this moment okay.
My motto: An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, forget the
fruit |
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| KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Jan 3 2004,
11:58 PM |
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A few hours
later..... Two GD space-fighters fly to the
castle. " Blue falcon here, do you read red
hawk?Over' " This is red hawk, reading ya
loud and clear. Over" " Commence firing.
Over" Lasers singe the stone walls of the
castle. Then, missles target and luanch at one of the
ships. " I've got missiles on me. Help I-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
" FLIPPY!!!!!!!"
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Jan 4 2004,
05:51 PM |
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one of the
statues with the missil launchers was hit by
lasers "BEEEEEEEP" it yells The other one began to
fire at the other GD Space-Fighter
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| KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Jan 5 2004,
11:20 PM |
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But then, the
Chimp-owls arrived and bombed the castle. To the
distance, an army of pie-tanks, Yaoi authoresses, and
Giga Battle Engines charged. Nuclear Winter then rushed
out the gates in his robo-suit followed by statues with
laser blasters. --------------------
I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
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| WackyPanda |
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Posted: Jan 6 2004,
03:16 AM |
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"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" yells Nuclear
Winter. "We'd better ATTACK!!!"
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In case you were wondering, that's
what I really look like. *points to avatar* Download Penguino's Guide for cheap exhibits
with the maximum suitability! "Okay, so raptors eat pandas, but
who cares? Come and run with the Raptor
Pack!" |
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Jan 7 2004,
06:15 PM |
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"Beep Beeeeep
Beepity" yell the statues they all started to fire
lasers, one of them hits Nucler Winter and he yelled...
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Ahhh.....the power of
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| flamethrower |
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Posted: Jan 7 2004,
06:18 PM |
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"Help! I'm on
fire! I'm on fire!" he said sitting in his throne.
"Help! What am I supposed to do!!!?"
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Jan 7 2004,
06:18 PM |
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Zookeeper
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"Yahomien
fuhurd eiflj dieosjlj dkuroei!" suddenly him and the
Iwrin gang are all transported to Argentina
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Jan 7 2004,
06:22 PM |
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along with a
dozen statues who immediatly took control of...
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Ahhh.....the power of
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Steve Irwin 14: War in Space!, A
universe needs a khaki wearing Hero! 
