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Posted: Jan 28 2004,
10:12 PM |
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On a remote
area of the Saharah Desert, a man named Gris plots his
revenge on the world for making him an example for a bad
word! --------------------
I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Jan 29 2004,
09:47 AM |
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Group: Member
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He calls
together his evil army of blue monkeys with
slingshots "I want you all to..."
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Wise monkeys don't monkey with
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Posted: Feb 1 2004,
08:06 AM |
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Group: Club
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attack Bigfoot!
First, shoot him with this gun! It'll turn him into the
largest bananna you've ever seen!" The monkeys
started licking their lips. "With that," Gris
continued. "Your instincts will take over and you'll
devour him and terrorize the world!" The monkeys
grabbed the
guns. "Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" The
monkeys fire the guns. --------------------
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| Unicornz |
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Posted: Feb 1 2004,
03:09 PM |
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and turn a
cactus into a prickly banana Meanwhile, Steve
was... --------------------
Wise monkeys don't monkey with
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| flamethrower |
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Posted: Feb 1 2004,
06:50 PM |
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sitting in a
galaxy far far away. "Hey!" Steve shouted. "How
do I get out of here???" "Shut up and keep
driving this spaceship," Nessie grumbled.
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 1 2004,
06:53 PM |
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Group: Senior Member
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Suddenly, Steve
starts bawling at the top of his lungs "Oh what
now??" Bigfoot grumbles "I'M *sniff* SO *sniff*
HAPPPPY!!" Steve cries "Why are we heading
towards that rock?" Nessie asks Mantis, who somehow is
driving the spaceship now "Because in order to
obtain totall invincability we need to-" SMASH!!
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Posted: Feb 2 2004,
05:22 PM |
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"Ahh! Mantis!"
Steve cried. "What's wrong with you!!!" Then
Nessie noticed something. "Our whole ship is
flashing!" "THat means we're invincible for a
limited time only," Mantis said proudly. "Got that from
a video game!" "NO! You idiot!" Bigfoot shrieked.
"The ship is flashing 'self-destruct'!!!" Dark
Figure laughed in the shadows.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 3 2004,
04:40 PM |
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......MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA-"] "Shut up!" Bigfoot
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| KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Feb 3 2004,
11:40 PM |
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Unfortunatly,
the rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy
to be struck with THE CURSE OF
THE BAD PUNS! The all speech (and
narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns!
Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad
pun!) -------------------------------------------------------- Please
try to include as many bad puns as you can.
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
09:49 AM |
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Unfortunatly, the rock
was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be
struck with
THE CURSE
OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and
narration for this story) was saturated with bad puns!
Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad
pun!)
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Please
try to include as many bad puns as you can. Uh,
what's a bad pun? --------------------
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| Megazoogirl889 |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
10:10 AM |
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bad pun:
everyone thought they were punny! like funny
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Spirited Away!
German Shepherds Rule!
I
am a sucker for puppies
My
dog's name is Isabel, not Isabella
I'm Running with the Raptor Pack,
ROOOAARR!!!!! |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
02:51 PM |
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Unfortunatly, the rock
was cursed. The crash caused the entire galaxy to be
struck with
THE CURSE
OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all speech (and
narration for this story) was saturated with bad
puns! Everything said became punny!(ooo, bad
pun!)
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Please
try to include as many bad puns as you can.
Uh,
what's a bad pun? You try
to mix words to make funny stuff but a bad pun is lame.
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| Megazoogirl889 |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
04:31 PM |
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Yeah, what he
said.  --------------------
Spirited Away!
German Shepherds Rule!
I
am a sucker for puppies
My
dog's name is Isabel, not Isabella
I'm Running with the Raptor Pack,
ROOOAARR!!!!! |
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| Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
06:35 PM |
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Zookeeper
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Unfortunatly, the
rock was cursed. The crash caused the entire
galaxy to be struck with
THE
CURSE OF THE BAD PUNS!
The all
speech (and narration for this story) was
saturated with bad puns! Everything said became
punny!(ooo, bad
pun!)
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Please
try to include as many bad puns as you can.
Uh,
what's a bad pun?
You
try to mix words to make funny stuff but a bad pun is
lame.
Uh,
okay ------------------------------------- Suddenly
in a small island off the coast of New Zeland, a large
blackbird runs smack into a coconut tree and the curse
is lifted! "Steve!! Dark figure is over there!
look!!" Nessie points frantically Steve stares at
her "That's the moon" Suddenly, Dark Figure hops out in
front of the spaceship, they all screamed "YOU
MEDLING FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!! MWAHA,
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" he slams into a
meteor " BROOOOAA AAARRRRRRRRR!""OH
NO!! ITS-" --------------------
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| KillerPenguin222 |
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Posted: Feb 4 2004,
10:02 PM |
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"DARK FIGURE'S
EGG MONSTER OF DOOM!" A huge egg appears. Also, the
meteor was a chunk from that rock and ccurse was put
back on. "Eggcellent!" cried Dark
Figure. "Hurry!" said Steve, "We must
eggsterminate the monster before it scrambles New
Zealand and turns it sunny side down!"
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I proudly support the Wild Catz
Club
He who lies down
with the dogs shall rise with
fleas |
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Steve Irwin 16: Revenge Of Gris
