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Posted: Feb 5 2004,
06:10 PM |
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Bigfoot gets
hit in the head with a watermelon and the curse is
lifted once more. (sorry KP222, but this is too
confusing ) "OH NO!! IT'S
DINODOCTER!! AND HE'S GOT A COAT HANGER!!" Nessie
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Posted: Feb 5 2004,
06:23 PM |
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"HELLLLLPPPPP!"
Dinodoctor screams, choking on the
coathanger. "What's wrong?" Hermione asks,
staring at the really long coathanger sticking out of
the mouth of
DinoDoctor. "GrubblebuggleAAAHHHeelllpppppNoooMyNameIsDinoDoctorHahahaha!"
DinoDoctor choked out. "Mwahahahahahahaha!" Steve
laughed. "I put that on the ground so you'd trip and you
fell for it!!!" Suddenly, the coathanger becomes
limp. "HeylookymenameisddHahadeedeegetitNOoooMwahahadohhamedum
-" DinoDoctor stopped choking. "Mmmm,
spaghetti!" "Darn," Steve muttered. "Run
for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yeti cries. All the
Galactic Defenders get into their canoe and start
paddling, running the unconscious Bigfoot over (why do
we keep picking on him???). DinoDoctor followed, but
tripped, kicking Bigfoot onto the canoe and falling
over. "Hey Bigfoot!" Mothman exclaimed. "You can
fly too? Need to work on the landing. Your seat's over
there..." "Arrrrgggghhhhh!" DinoDoctor screamed,
falling into an ocean of garbage with a depth of
999999999 km. "Ahhhhhh -
*gulp**gulp**gulp**gulp**gulp**gulp**gulp**gulp*..." "Yay!"
Smartguy cheered. "Judging by my calculations, DD shall
not rise as he can't swim. Even if he could, the density
of the liquid here is far too thick." "It's a
trash heap," Nessie mumbled, holding her nose. "Just
call it trashhh..." Every Crypto went
unconscious. But something deep within Steve
surfaced... "Mwahahahahahaha!" Steve laughed.
"Yes! My secret powers I got from that tiger shark bite
before all of this! How could I forget??? Super Strength
and Speed now!" The canoe sped through the trash
at an amazing speed of 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mm
per hour. 50 story tidal waves formed behind as a
trail. But something within DinoDoctor started to
surface as well... --------------------
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Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 5 2004,
07:06 PM |
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"Mwahahahahahaha!" Steve
laughed. "Yes! My secret powers I got from that tiger
shark bite before all of this! How could I forget???
Super Strength and Speed
now!"
Huh?
Steve's evil now? --------------------
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Posted: Feb 5 2004,
07:12 PM |
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No, he's good.
Just put that silly laugh in to make it
funny. Facts: He DID get super powers and forgot
about them over the yeeeeeeaaaarrrsssss.
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Posted: Feb 5 2004,
11:50 PM |
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DinoDoctor
suddenly remembered he had to return an overdue library
book. It had been passed down to him for sveral
generations and was now 200 years overdue. He was fined
$200,000,000. He decides to rob a
bank. Meanwhile, Gris began building a robot
army. Using blueprints of Dr. Dumbguy, he was able to
design a cheaper and slightly less powerful version
called Prof.
Dumbguy! --------------------
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with the dogs shall rise with
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Posted: Feb 6 2004,
07:15 AM |
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But he wanted
to surprise the gang. So he only sent ONE Prof.
Dumbguy... "Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Dumbguy
laughed. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
Mantis shrieked. The Galactic Defenders looked at him
funny. "How did you return???" Mothman roared.
"Die you idiot!" "NNOOO! Get in the canoe!"
Hermione cried. Ron, Hermione, and Harry sat in the
canoe waiting. "Mwhahahahahahahahaha!" Dumbguy
laughed. Mothman socked Dumbguy in the face and
fell back. "OWWWWWWW! Stupid robot. That
hurt!" "Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" Dumbguy
laughed. Steve zipped around the Dumbguy in
circles for an hour before giving a
punch. *Ping!* "Yoweeee!" Steve blurted.
"Even with my super strength, it hurts!" But it
still sent Dumbguy into the
air. "Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" Dumbguy
laughed. Meanwhile... "Dear me," Gris
muttered. "I forgot to switch him to brainy mode. He's
still waiting for commands from me!"
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Posted: Feb 7 2004,
05:24 PM |
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"Now wheres
that switch..." Gris muttered. He then saw a blue monkey
at the controls "You! Monkey! Get AWAY from the
controls! They're mine! MINE!
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" but it was too late, Dumbguy
was not only in brainy mode, but he was out of Gris's
control "You see what you did, Monkey!" "I didnt
do nothin." it said "Oh never mind, go assemble all
the flying monkey armies in Monkee Court." Later,
in Monkee Court... "Order! Order in the Court!"
yells Gris. A bunch of angry Red Monkeys were bouncing
off the wall, while Orange Monkeys ate oranges. Some
Yellow Monkeys in a corner, the brightest of the
monkeys, were doing hard math problems. The Blue Monkeys
were floating in the air feeling sad that they couldnt
be the stars. Purple Monkeys were having breathing
contests, to see who could turn purpler. Green Monkeys
werent present "Hey! Where are the Green Monkeys?"
asked Gris A Blue Monkey slowly points to the
restroom and the Green Monkeys came out with tissues,
cold medicines, flu medicines, and thermometers Gris
announces to the Monkeys "We must go find..."
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Posted: Feb 7 2004,
06:16 PM |
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Prof.
Dumbguy!" On the other
hand, *Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!* "Stupid
robot! Die!" Mantis shouted, socking Dumbguy with all he
had. *Smash!**Smash!**Smash!**Smash!**Smash!**Smash!* "Not
even a scratch!" Bigfoot cried, slapping Dumbguy. "How
powerful is
he???" *Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Ping!**Crack!*
"Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Yeti sobbed. "I think I
broke my
fingernail!" *Poof!**Poof!**Poof!**Poof!**Poof!**Poof!* "I
can't get out of his sight!" Hermione shrieked, warping
around Dumbguy in
circles. *Pow!**Pow!**Pow!**Pow!**Pow!**Pow!* "Why
won't he stop laughing!!!" Steve roared, jumping up and
down on Dumbguy's
head. "Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Dumbguy laughed, not noticing the whole Galactic
Defender gang around him.
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Unicornz |
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Posted: Feb 8 2004,
02:33 PM |
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Gris sent out a
super beam thingy and Dumbguy yelled "I shall evilly
make the world bow to evil in an evil way!" then he
dissappeared An army of red monkeys with giant banana
bombs appeared and began to attack
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Posted: Feb 8 2004,
02:53 PM |
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"Fire!" Gris
shouted. "Hold your position!" Steve
commanded. But the monkeys went
beserk! "Fire!" they screamed. "Run for your
lives! There's a fire here! Fire!" Gris slapped
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Unicornz |
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Posted: Feb 8 2004,
03:49 PM |
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Gris yelled
"No, no, no! Fire the bananas!" The monkeys threw the
bananas at him "No! Not me! Fire at them!" the
monkeys stared stupidly at him "I'm bringing in
smarter monkeys!" the Yellow Monkeys soon
arrived Gris: "ATTACK THEM!" Monkey: "What's three
plus three?" Gris: "No! Really attack
them!" Monkey: "Explain the Pythagorean
Theorm!" Dr. Smartguy: "It's...
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Posted: Feb 8 2004,
11:26 PM |
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Three hours
later.... Smartguy explains, "In conclusion-"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" screamed
Gris "hey,only Dr. Angyscientist is supposed to
yell in all caps." said a monkey. "IT'S
MADSCIENTIST!" screamed a mad voice. "I'M SCREAMING IN
AN ANGRY VOICE! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ANGRY
VOICE AND A MAD VOICE, KP222!" "What is he
yelling about?" muttered Steve.
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Club He who lies down
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Babysealz010 |
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Posted: Feb 9 2004,
05:35 PM |
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Suddenly,
Mothman decided he'd rather trade Yugioh cards than save
the world, he left "OHHHH NOOOOOOO!" Hermione
shrieks pointing at the sky, a huge Humanoid is falling,
he lands on top of Hermione "AUGGGHHH MUMPH PHBU
PHUMMBED!!" Hermione screams her voice muffeled, the
Humanoid gets up "Sorry 'bout that" he said, he
left "Steve!! what are we going to do about
Dumbguy??" Nessie cries "MUAHA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MWWWAAAAHHAHAHAH
MWAHA-" "SHUT UP ALREADY! OR I'M GONNA SHOVE A
COCONUT UP YOUR-" "Bigfoot!! shhhhh!!" Ron
whispers, Hermione is knocked out cold
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Unicornz |
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Posted: Feb 10 2004,
12:36 PM |
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Dumbguy yelled
"I shall rule the world with my evil device!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" "Thats a rubber band." said
Nessie Dumbguy sputtered
"Um...Well.....It's.....It's supposed to be....WHO
CARES! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA... 72 hours
later... ...HAHAHAHAHAHA! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MWHAHA-" "WOULD YOU JUST....
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Posted: Feb 10 2004,
03:21 PM |
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eat a
watermelon!" Ron cried. "Hmm," Dumbguy
considered. 366 hours later. "No!" he
shouted. "Mwahahahahahahahahahaha -
*Gulp!*" "Whoa! Did you see that?" gasped Nessie.
"That thousand pound watermelon you just threw . . . and
he swallowed it whole!" Bigfoot smiled proudly.
"Just doing a day's work." "I could have done
that in 30 seconds," Mothman muttered.
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