While Dumbguy is running from the Phoenix, clutching the crystal tightly, the police car crashes into him, causing the crystal to...

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Do a triple somersault and land in the dumpster.

"After it!" Steve cried, using his superstrength and breaking out of the Crypto Police's handcuffs.

The Cryptofriends looked at him funny. "That dumpster REALLY stinks!"

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Soon a flying saucer disguised as a Reese Cup takes them and the dumpster to...

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Dumpsterville, home of all that is rotten, smelly, and otherwise believed unusable.

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An aluminum can walked up and said "Hi, I'm Al, you are now...

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"Dumpsterville's first tourist!"

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"REALLY???" Hermione chirped, face lighting up brighter than the sun. "I can't believe it! This is so incredible! I'm the first! First!!!"

"Ahh!" Mantis shrieked, falling over.

"Stop it!" Nessie shouted, turning her head away.

"What?" Hermione asked.

"Y-y-your," Steve gasped. "Your h-h-head. It's too bright! Can't see..."

"Oh," Hermione muttered, yanking a switch on her ear.

"That's better," Ron commented.

"Now on this way too..." Al started. "The Sewer!"

"You said 'to' with too many o's," Hermione stated, confused.

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Suddenly from the state of Wisconsin comes a new ally... CHEESE-DOODLE-MAN

"Mmmm the power of cheese" he says

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"Get out of there!" Cheese Man screams, diving out of nowhere into the sewer.

He nearly smashes into Steve as he crashes into the sewer wall. As if injured, he holds his shoulder and gasps, "Leave this place. It's too dangerous! THE GARBAGE HERE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU STAY!"

Hermione rolls her eyes. "Oh pleas- AAHHHH!"

A large slimy cable shoots out and pulls Hermione into the wall.

"Help me!" Hermione shrieked.

The Galactic Defenders started to panic. Captain Orca leaped into the nearby lake to swim off, only to find that it was full of *gasp* PLASTIC WRAP!

"Help! CAN'T . . breathe..." Orca gasped, trying his best to pull a piece of candy wrap off his nose.

"HELP!" Hermione screamed.

"No way!" Bigfoot cried, dashing toward a crack in the wall. "It's every foot for themselves!"

He ran right into the wall, smashing his nose and fell down.

The slimy cable wrapped tighter and tighter around Hermione, choking her.

"Help," she squeaked.

"I'll save you!" Mantis shouted, diving at Hermione with razor sharp claws.

"No wait!"

*Slash!*

"Now look what you did!" Hermione roared. "You broke my bookbag!"

Mantis had missed the cable. His face red, he turned to face Hermione. "Why in the world did you bring your ten pound bag with you?"

"Fifty-six pounds to be exact," Hermione remarked.

"Quick!" Steve motioned. "I found an exit!"

Steve pointed at the door next to him, which they had come in from.

"You're the best!" Ron cried, dashing for it. "I'd never found that!"

Mantis quickly slashed the cable. Hermione fell down into a pile of cheese. Everyone ran to the door.

"Come on . . . Open Sesame!" Ron cried, waving his wand.

"No! It's not Open Sesame! It's . . . I can't remember!" Hermione yelled, pulling her hair.

"I'll get it open!" Yeti shouted, leaping at the door with a large fist.

*Bang!*

"OOOWWWWWWWWWW!" he howled, waving his hand in agony.

His dog collar caught onto the door knob as he fell, turning the knob. The door slowly creaked open.

"You did it Yeti!" Nessie cheered.

"Loosen my collar . . . Choking . . ." Yeti choked.

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And soon the Garbage bag lady comes riding on a glad press-and-seal-wrap box
"So you have discovered my kingdom! Evil Sewer Rats! Attack them!"
Sewer rats come from out of no where
The Galactic defenders look into a sewer room and see Dumbguy and Phoenix tied up
Steve: "Quick! We must rescue them!"

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"Noo! Steve! You won't make it!" Nessie cried.

"Oh yes I will!" Steve declared, charging toward Dumbguy and Pheonix.

"Stop him!" G-lady commanded.

"Sssssss!" the rats hissed, chasing Steve.

"I can't stand this anymore!" Mantis roared. His body burst into flames and he . . . got smaller.

"Now I'm undefeatable!" he roared. "Die you rats!"

The rats stared for a moment, and then started laughing. But Mantis came over and pinched one of them. The rat who got pinched flew into the air and landed on another rat. The rats scattered and the floor cracked. They all fell into a deep pit.

"I told you," Mantis said.

"Mantis watch out!" Bigfoot cried.

A large brick fell out of the ceiling, right down to where Mantis was sitting.

"I'll save you!" Yeti cried, taking one step and reaching out. His hand hit the brick and the brick bounced off, smashing Mothman's toe.

"OWWWW!" Mothman screamed. "Now look what you did! That brick scraped my antenna!"

His toe was redder than a tomatoe.

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Then the Garbage bag lady snapped on a lid
The pit was a gladware container trap hidden under the sewer!
"Mwahahahaha! I've got you now!"
the container floated into mid air
Steve: "Who are you anyway?"
Garbage lady: "I am........Stupidgal, Dumbguy's evil half sister/enemy!"

Gris had a banana missile aiming for dumpsterville...

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"Ahahahahahaha!" Gris laughed, firing the missile. It shot into the air, and exploded into a shower of bananaworks.

"Darn," he muttered. "Wrong missile."



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Gris decided to go and plant a banana bomb in Dumpsterville
"Come on! We now attack! WE WILL WIN!!!!!!" he looks around "Wheres the monkey armies?"
A Yellow Monkey came in "Well, Red Monkeys are fighting over who gets Banana Boardwalk in Monkee Monopoly, Green Monkeys are sick in bed, we're studying the Theory of Relativity, Blue Monkeys are complaining that they arent paid enough bananas, Purple Monkeys have mostly passed out trying to have breating contests, and Orange Monkeys are eating Oranges again."
Gris: "Send in the ninjas!"
Japanese Ninja Monkeys dressed in black slide down from ropes attatched to the ceiling

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Gris: "Plant the banana bomb!"

The ninjas scattered down to the sewer where Stupidgal was laughing.

"Mwaheheheheheheha!" she laughed. "So, is it true that you morons are indestructable?"

"Duh!" Bigfoot muttered.

"Ha! So you aren't!"

"No, we ARE!" Bigfoot argued.

Stupidgal was puzzled. "How?"

Nessie punched a hole in the glass. "We aren't indestructable but we always win!"

The glass shattered and the cryptofriends + Steve fell into a dark pit.

"Hermione!" Ron gasped. "Use your magic!"

"Zzzzzz..." Hermione snored.

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