They all fell into a garbage bag and landed on a flying cheese slice
Stupidgal: "Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Attack Rats! ATTAAAAAAAACK!"
A banana exploded under them and Dumbguy ran toward Stupidgal waving a rubber sword and yelling...

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"Sewer pigs! Attack!"

The pigs stormed over Stupidgal like she was a gum wrapper.

"Sewer rats! Attack!"

The giant rats knocked Dumbguy into a nearby toilet.

"Sewer pigs! Attack!"

The pigs vomited onto Stupidgal.

"St-stewer rats! Attack!"

The rats destroyed Dumbguy's rubber sword.

"Stuwer pigs! Attack!"

The pigs somersaulted into the air and landed on Gris.

"Stupid pigs! Get off!"

"Stupid rats! Attack!"

The rats glanced at Stupidgal for a second before charging Dumbguy into a mound of jello.

"Sewer p-"

"Stupid pigs," Gris interrupted.

"Stupid pigs! Attack!"

"Me," Gris mumbled.

The pigs breathed fire onto Dumbguy.

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A Green Monkey runs in "Do u haf tissus?"
The rats and pigs were attracted by the smell of discarded pizzas that were...

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were coming from the monkey's nose.

"Uhh, I'll be back later!" the monkey cried, running off.

The pigs and rats followed, leaving Stupidgal and Dumbguy for a final showdown.

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"Yes... just you and me now..." Stupidgal says. "Wait just a moment... How's my makeup?"

"Face the power of the... um... Fork!!!!" Dumbguy grabs a spoon.

"That's a spoon. Spoons are inferior to Forks!" Stupidgal grabs a nearby fork.

"That can't be!" Dumbguy complains.

"Says so, right here in Fighting With Utensils For Dummies!"

"Oh, yeah, huh. Can we begin fighting now?"

"Sure," and then they begin hacking at each other with spoons and forks.

"I thought this story was about me and my revenge!" Gris yells.

"Don't interrupt!" Dumbguy snaps.

"Why not? It's my story!!!" Gris said.

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"Die!" Dumbguy shouted, leaping down with a spoon.

The spoon hit Stupidgal on the nose and broke.

"Hey! You smeared some of my makeup!" Stupidgal cried, whacking Dumbguy with a fork.

Gris wandered into the middle of the battle and got attacked viciously as he said: "...curse...mmmm...get..off.....sto....HELP!"

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Yellow Monkeys run in waving papers yelling "We found it! We did it! We..."
They break off and run towards Stupidgal with butter knives
Dumbguy runs forward with a steak knife...

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Stupidgal stares stupidly at the charging army. Suddenly, she starts running in circles screaming.

It scares Dumbguy for a second and he trips, falling into a pile of poo (in the sewer). The monkeys drop their knives and fly smack into the sewer wall.

Meanwhile...

"It's your fault!" Bigfoot cried.

"I didn't know the glass would break like that!" Nessie complained.

"I'm not talking to you," Bigfoot muttered. "I'm talking to Steve."

"Huh? What?" Steve blurted.

"You stole my pie and now I'm hungry!"

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Then suddenly steve grabs his chest, and falls to the ground.
"Well if he won't eat his pie, I will." says Bigfoot
"You idiot, he just had a Heart Attack" screams Nessie, "Ohhh crud, Steve just had a heart attack."

"ha ha ha" laughs Gris from his Evil Space Station.


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Suddenly, the world went dim and two words appeared from thin air. They read: GAME OVER

"Crikey! I lost! Again!"

"Stick to crocs, Mr. Irwin"

So once again, some divine force has caused Steve, and the rest of the world, to think that the strange events were just part of a lousy video game. What powerful force could have done this? Can a being so powerful, so brilliant, so un-Dumbguy be stopped by even the combined forces of the valiant Cryptofriends and the courageous Galactic Defenders. Only time will tell. Stay tuned for the next action-packed episode of...


STEVE IRWIN

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