The Steve Irwin Series, on its final resting bed at #17: Revenge of Gris? Not likely! Welcome back, SIS!
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Time. An endless expanse of worlds apoun worlds. The 4th dimension. After the bizare and extrodinary events of the CryptoFriends, Galactic Defenders, and Steve Irwin, time has been driven back to the days before the amazing adventures. Memories of those events banished from the minds of the universe. All but the mind of one. The events still mingle in the mind of one man, or should I say machine? The monster known as Dr. Dumbguy. The evil force that startd the chain reaction of events that led through mass destruction. But will he change his actions and mend his actions or will he plan even more evil? Only time and the posts of ZA members will tell.

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"Yes, but now that Steve Irwin has forgotten all his adventures..." said Dr. Dumbguy... "I have a decision to make!!! Good, or evil... hmm... The pros of being good... huh... well, we'd better get back to that. The cons... the pay is usually bad, you STILL get bashed up, the Steve Irwin series will end, and you have to clean up every mess you make!!! The very idea! Now, the pros of being evil... Why bother? We're wasting time! I choose..."

This post has been edited by WackyPanda on Apr 16 2004, 03:03 AM

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"Cheese!"

"Huh?" Dumbguy turned around to face Upton Julius pounding furiously into a game controller, concentrating hard on the 2 inch TV screen.

"More cheese! Now! I need more cheese to start an army of Chea!" Upton roared.

"That's it!" Dumbguy exclaimed. "Upton, you're a genius!"

"What are talking about?!" Upton muttered, facing Dumbguy.

"We don't need all that electricity and expensive stuff to rule the world! We just need cheese and tea to make an army of Chea!" Dumbguy explained.

"Yes! Yes! Muwawawawawawawawa!" Upton laughed.

"Mwahehehehehehehe!" Dumbguy joined. "This time we're ruthless! No mercy given to Steve Irwin!"

"Huh? Who's Steve?" asked Upton.

"Uhh, Steve is . . . . " Dumbguy started sweating.

"Well?!"

"Ah, my high-tech window of future! I saw a man named Steve who defeated us countless times in our future plans! But we must not allow that now that we know!" Dumbguy blurted.

"Power is taken by force. Steve has no force! Mwawawawawawawawa!" Upton laughed.

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Just then, the door flew open, and in came...

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Dark Figure.

"FOOOOOOOLS! You are no match for me! I will take over the world you copycats!" he roared, stetching over Upton and Dumbguy.

"Whateveryousayb-b-boss!" Upton stuttered.

"First step now! Gather every clump of dirt on this planet - as much as you can carry in a handful anyways. We'll need a lot to get this going... hehehe!"

Dumbguy was about to burst. "I WAS GONNA RULE THIS STINKING PLANET!"

"You can't rule anything Dumbguy!"

"Wanna bet?" Dumbguy brought on. Suddenly, a deep memory reminded him that this was where he lost to Dark Figure. "On second thought..."

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"Look a flying cheese!" Dumbguy points into the distance
"Where!?!" Darkfigure runs off and falls over a cliff
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll be back!" He hits a river at the bottom and is eaten by a giant Tuna
"I win!" yells Upton, throwing the controller in the air

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"Look Upton!! In order to take over the planet we need an army!! lets get some recruits!!" Dumbguy shouts

"Okey Dokey!" Upton says cheerfully, he fumbles through the pages of a phone book

Three hours later, a waiting room is filled with a bunch of weird looking people who are eager to help take over the world

"Lets see now...." Dumbguy says looking over all the contestants "Too fat, too skinny, too stinky, too cheesy, too ugly, too diseased, too 1970's......." he stops at large muscular man

"Well, who are you?" Dumbguy asks eagerly

"Well, I'm-

Dumbguys slaps him across the face "Quick!! without thinking!! If I were stuck in a distant galaxy in the middle of pluto and its not raining outside and its the year 2134, what would you do?!!"

The man whimpers and bursts into tears, "Don't yell at me!!" he wails like a little girl "I have feelings too you know"

Dumbguy rolls his eyes, "You'll do fine, your hired!"

"Yipee!!" The man shouts and runs over in the corner (his name is Ronaldo btw)

Dumbguy moves on to the next man, he's really short and is holding a burrito

"Now, who might you be?"

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I'm Barney the dinosaur!


I love you, you love...

This post has been edited by Snowstalker on Apr 20 2004, 04:39 PM

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"I love you, I love you..." Dumbguy joins, hand on Barney's shoulder.

"No Dumbguy! What are you doing?" Upton cries.

"Huh? NOOOOOOOO! Get out! Get out Barney!" Dumbguy stammers, attempting to shove Barney through the 3 inch door.

But it was near impossible. Barney fell over and squished Dumbguy.

"Ronaldo! Help! Now!" Dumbguy squealed.

"Coming!" Ronaldo hollared, pounding furiously into a video game controller. "You're going down Upton!"

Barney started dancing, stomping his feet all over Dumbguy's face.

"Any time now!" Dumbguy cried.

"Coming! I'm not superman you know!" Ronaldo answered.

Barney tripped over Dumbguy's untied shoe and flew out the window.

"NEVERMIND!" Dumbguy mumbled.

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After Barney finished the song, he asked: So, am I on the team?

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"Sure, Buddy!" says Ronaldo, going to stand next to Barney
"Yay! I love you, you love me..." Barney takes out a ray gun and fires everywhere
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Ronaldo..." Dumbguy falls over
"MY TV!!!! YOU BROKE IT!" Upton yells
Little did they know, Barney was Darkfigure in disguise!

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Barney pulls off his disguise revealing darkfigure!!

"Bwahahahahahaha!!! I've got you now!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!" he grabbed the video game controller

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the three villians all wailed, they burst into tears

"MWAHAHA! MWAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!" Darkfigure danced around with the controller

"AUGGGGHH!! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" a voice said

"Huh? who is it? who said that?" Upton said looking around anxiously

"Who's there?!!" Ronaldo said "I warn you!! I'm armed!!" he picked up a leftover chicken leg and swung it over his shoulder like a baseball bat

Suddenly, the vent above them started the squeak and groan as if it were about to fall

"Oh no!! were coming down!!" another voice said

"Oh no!! that voice sounds like-"

the vent colapses and lands on top of Upton, tons of people and creatures tumble out

"NOOOOOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE!! ITS THE CRYPTOFRIENDS!!!"

"Yes its us!!" Nessie declares "And were going to stop you once and for all!!"

"But-but-but, how?! its- your, you can't be, how is this possible?!" Upton says in disbelief

"Oh believe me, it's possible" Mantis says angrily "Now what have you done with Steve Irwin?!"

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They threw the Crypto friends out the door, then Darkfigure.
They go over to the next person, which is Britney Spears!

She sings: Oops I did it again....











I would like to know what Steve Irwin 17# is all about.

This post has been edited by Snowstalker on Apr 22 2004, 04:43 PM

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To learn more about the Steve Irwin series, PM flamethrower and ask him if he will send you all the chapters, that might help you understand it better

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"Stop! Stop! I cant take it anymore!" yells Dumbguy
Ronaldo starts singing again and Upton threw a chicken at him
Then Darkfigure walks back in with an army of Barney clones
"I love you, You love me, We're..."
Everyone suddenly faints, and when they wake up, they find they have been transported to...

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