Everyone is thrown out of the Line as the Cryptofriends come through

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquestion... I mean Steve and the Cryptofriends." shouts Steve

"I knew we should have used a DSL port to get the factory. Good Job Dr. Dumbguy!" says Upton sarcasticlly

"Well we are a corporation with a budget, we can't afford DSL, only Dial-Up. And Steve we all ways expect you, we are your team rocket so to speak, we are always following you or vise versa," replies Dr. Dumbguy angrily.



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"Now we will get to the right factory and you'll be trapped in this nasty pizza factory." laughed Upton

"But this is Uber Pizza! The best pizza made ever." said Bigfoot.

"That is right, for it is made by Germans." said a mucsle bound man with a strong german accect.

"Aaaa... what's with the mustache?" asked steve speaking about the familiar looking mustache."I have seen it on someone famous, but who?"

"errrrr... Bill Mc Bob." said the worried German.

"That's not it. The guy was very famous, for doing something bad I believe. Something to do with history, maybe war." said Nessie pondering the mustache's origin

"No more questions, I must go! (speaks some angry german stuff) he says as he rushes out of the factory with sweating bullets. Where he stood, a large puddle of water now rested.

"Well that was weird." said Nessie.

"Yes, and somewhat inapproriate." replied Dr. Dumbguy, "Where were we again?"

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"Well since the evilest person just left, I guess we, the second evilest guys, will take your leave as well." annouced Upton

"Good Bye." they said they disappeared.

"Dang nabbit! They got away!" shouted Steve as he threw his hat to the ground with anger.

"Second evilest? What was so bad about that german guy?" Asked Mantis.

"Maybe I can help you with your quest for knowledge. I am 343 guilty spar... the Memory, that's it, the memory."

"Who said that?" demanded Steve. A glowing grey & blue ball appeared, hovering a few feet from Steve and the gang.
The heroes were puzzled by the talking orb.

"I think I am going to hit it with a stick." said Bigfoot as he reached for a stick he was shocked by the Memory.

"Now let me explain why that guy was evil." He said. The Cryptofriends and Steve gathered around the orb to learn,
while bigfoot jittered with convulsions and his fur stuck up due to the shock.


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"What???" asked Steve. "That's what he did? Oh my gosh!"

"I can't believe someone would do such a thing!" Bigfoot waled.

"What?" Mantis yelled. "I can't hear a word The Memory is saying!"

"That guy . . . he . . . he . . . ate Nessie's home-cooked, megasized, overcooked, banana-tomatoe-onion-liver-pepper-and-everything-else cake!" gasped Mothman.

"How could he!? I was gonna eat that!" Nessie muttered angrily.

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Dumbguy rummages through his pockets for anything useful for defeating Irwin and the Crytpofriends. "Let's see.... direct connection to IHM, formula for reborning Dinos grown-up, family photos, chewed gum, blaster ray, HERE!" Dumbguy pulls out a pie and says "NOBODY MOVE!"

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"Ahahahahahahaha!" Bigfoot laughs. "A pie?"

"We got better weapons!" Mantis exclaims. "Come on, Hermione, pull those weapons out of the bag!"

Hermione started sweating. "I LEFT THEM AT HOME!"

"Oh great..." Steve whimpered.

"Now what?" Nessie asked.

"Run for your lives!"

"Mwahahahahahaha!" Dumbguy roared. "That's right! Run! Run like cowards!"

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"Wow I never though we could defeat those blasted heroes." said Dr. Dumbguy gleefully.

"They weren't running from you, Grrrrr!"

"Yes you are not purrrfect villians such as us. Surrender"

Dr. Dumbguy & company turned around to see three two humaniods and a Dinosaur behind them.
ITS Dino Doctor, Madame Feline, and Prof. Stupidguy(Dr. Stupidguy went back to college to get his master's degree.)

"Ohh lordy lord, they despet. Do what they say, do what they say." cried Upton.

"Hey, that quote is from Blazing Saddles. I loved that movie." said Dino Doctor

"me too." replied Dr. Dumbguy.

*What happens next is very immature, so look away.! And I apologieze

The two evil groups join together against the cryptofriends, Steve, and the harry potter kids.
To celebrate their new found alliance, they gather around the campfire to eat Baked Beans.
A massive **** echos through the valley
"Whoops excuse me."
Another monsterous one trumpets
"That wasn't me."
Then another...
"What the heck are you eating, Upton."
Then an earth shattering **** shakes the the calm desert. It is a record 11.9 on the richter scale. Every except Dino Dontor falls on the ground.
"DINO DOCTOR! QUIT EATING WHAT YOUR EATING!"
"Sorry."

* I wasn't aware **** was a swear or a bad word. That's weird.All I knew was that it stinks!

This post has been edited by Supercrochunter on May 6 2004, 09:13 AM

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Meanwhile, at Dairy Queen....

"We must figure out what to do!" yells Nessie
"We know what we're going to do, but how do we do it?" said Yeti
Steve looked puzzled "What were we going to do?"

Bigfoot tried to explain "If they know that we know that they know what we know that they know, then they'll know that we know that they know..."
Nessie rolled her eyes "What do they know?"
"We don't know."
"Then what do we know?"
"Absolutely nothing."
Steve became more confused "If we don't know, then how do we know that they know......Hey! Look! Ice cream!"
Everyone raced forward to get Sundaes, but it was only Wednesday...

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so it was a $1.49 extra for mythological animals and austrailian TV stars.
For Dairy Queen was now controlled by the Evil Alliance of Evil!
(Dr. Dumbguy, Dino Doctor, Upton, Prof Stupidguy, Madame Feline, Ronaldo, and Figure)

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"It's only a penny!" Dumbguy assured. "Fooled you!"

"What? How could you!" Nessie cried, unaware of the true identy of the employee. "I want my penny back!"

The Evil Alliance took off their costumes.

"Dumbguy, Dinodoctor, Upton, Stupidguy, Madime Feline, Ronaldo, AND Figure???" Steve stuttered.

"It's Professor Stupidguy," Stupidguy sneered. "Now attack!"

"TIME OUT!" Bigfoot hollared. "We need five minutes to work out a plan first."

Dumbguy took out a watch. "Fine, five minutes..."

"What do we do? What we do? What we do?!!!" squealed Ron.

"Uhh, I have a plan..." Nessie started.

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She pulls out a phone and dials a number.

"Hi Lucy, is Rex there? Could you get him on the phone for me, thanks........ Hi Rex...... Uh-huh...... Well we are having some trouble with dumbguy and stuff sooo... what?.... yeah Uptons here...... OK, bye"

A minute later Rex chance lands a gyro copter along with two dozen owl-gorillas. "Hey Steve, Nessie, Mantis! Lemme take care of these guys for you.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" cried a strange voice. Suddenly IHM(or whatever he's called) steps in with a squadron of evil aardvarks. All of the aardvarks are holding sling shots. They begin open firing on The creatures. The winged beasts charge at the aardvarks.



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Suddenly, Phoenix flies in
"Who took the crystal.........Ooh! Ice Cream!"
Phoenix eats all the sundaes
Bigfoot yells "Hey! WE PAID FOR THOSE!!!!!!!"
"Brainfreeze!" Phoenix faints

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Meanwhile, the aardvarks are losing the battle to the owl-gorillas as they sling their slingshots pointlessly.

"You have forced me to use this!" IMH hollared, holding out a remote control with a red button. "Once this button is pushed, the self-destruct device I swallowed earlier today will explode! I'll defeat you all without an army! Mwahehehehehehe!"

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Suddenly, the pheonix grabs it and makes it disapere

"Hey!!! thats not fair!" IMH cried

"Muahahahahaha!!!" Pheonix laughs, Dumbguy pushes Steve through a window and jumps on top of him

"Auuuggh!!! stop!!!" Steve shouts

"Soooooo, it's all come down to this............" Dumbguy says maliciously

"OH NO!!! HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY-" she passes out

"I'm starting to get used to this" Nessie says as she picks up Hermione

"Oh no!!! what are you going to do to me!?" Steve cries fearfully

"Steve!! catch!!" Mantis throws him a chicken wing

"What am I supossed to do with this?!!" Steve cries

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