"Eat it!" Mantis hollared desperately.

Steve stared at Mantis for a while before devouring the chicken wing.

"Mwa HAHAHAHA!" Dumbguy roared, falling onto his back. "Is that all you got? A chicken wing???"

Suddenly, Steve grew 5 times his size.

"It's a magic chicken wing," Mantis sneered.

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"i am the magical chicken wing of doom...wait I mean love. Ask me any question." said the wing.

"Okay, this is weird." said Mantis.

"I have a question, mr. chicken wing," said Prof Smartguy, "Why is f**t a bad word on zoo admin?"

"Hmmm, I don't know, ask me another." he replied

"Why are you a chicken wing?" asked Bigfoot.

"Shut up, furball."

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"Okay!" Steve cried. "Stop talking inside my stomach!"

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"No, and I will talking all through out the tour of your digestive system." the piece of poultry stated, "Ohh crud i just thought of something. Induce vomitting steve."

"No, you tasted bad going in and you'll taste worst coming out. But don't worry, you can go swimming after you come out."

"Ohhh god no!"

"Man this has gotten pretty immature," said Dr. Dumbguy to the Prof.

"Yeah lets get out of here." Prof. Stupidguy replied

"But Me likey crude humor." said Dino Doctor

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The PETA guy suddenly came running up
"There you are, I thought I'd never..." He broke off and stared at Steve in horror, "You...You...You ATE a chicken wing?!?!?!?!"
"Uhhh, yeah. How did you know?"
"That Memory thing told me," The memory floats up in the background, "But that's not the point. PETA!!!! ATTAAAAAAACK!!!!!"
The place is soon swarming with PETA people. Phoenix flies into the air yelling "GO PETA!!!! GO PETA!!!!"
Suddenly, there is an earthquake, and...


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A giant boulder crushes the PETA people. Stones fly into Pheonix's eyes. Cherry pies smother Dumbguy as he screams, "It's the old battles all over again!"

An ant steps on Steve's toe. The Cryptofriends get thrown onto a cloud. A volcano throws Stupidguy into the ocean...

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Hermione wakes up "Where are we? Hey! Why are you keeping all those pies?"
"Could anyone get these pies off me?" Dumbguy asks from under a large pie

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"No can do... You're the most stable foundation I could find for my Leaning Tower of Pie!!!" the ant said. "It will be perfect!!!"

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"No it won't." said a PETA guy who was just getting up
"Why not?"
"Because I said it won't." The PETA guy pushed the tower over
"Now I can make the Leaning Tower Pizza, and invite chickens from around the world to live there."
"I was gonna use that spot!"
"Find some other spot!"
"No! This is MY spot!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
All the pies explode

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The next day, Dumbguy and his gang ran out of food. They needed supplies and food so they went to the grocery market. The closest market was over 300 miles away.

Halfway there, Dumbguy suddenly screams, "Darn! I forgot my wallet!!! Anyone bring theirs?"

Everyone checked their pockets and shook their heads.

Sighing, Upton spun the gokart around and drove 150 miles back to the camp.

After retrieving their wallots, the gang took off again. Once at the market, they gathered the stuff they needed, payed the money and went back to the parking lot.

"Where'd we park again?" Figure asked.

"I was so sleepy I wasn't paying attention," muttered Ronaldo.

"I think it was . . . " Dumbguy walked over to a parking meter.

"AW COME ON!" Upton cried, dropping all the supplies.

A tag on the meter said: "To owner of ugly, one-seat go-kart: Your gokart was towed away. Please be sure to pay the parking meter next time."

The gang walked the way home.

Meanwhile, Steve and his pals realized that their car was 50 years outdated. They needed a new one . . .

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"I know! We'll see if they towed any cars lately!" Nessie said
In the impound yard...
"Yeah, uh, we towed, uh, a go-kart, uh, it was made in, uh, 2002."
Bigfoot climbed into the go-kart "Perfect!"
Everone gets in and they drove home
Suddenly someone shouts "STOP THEM!!!!! THAT'S OUR GO-KART!!!!!"

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Chasing Steve and his friends on foot was Dumbguy and his gang.

"Faster!" Steve cried.

"Can't . . . reach petal . . . Steve, your foot is in the way!" Mantis cried.

"That's because I'M driving!" Steve muttered.

"Faster!" Steve shouted.

"They're gaining on us!" Nessie screamed.

Dumbguy tripped on a pebble and flew into the Go Kart, bumping the kart further away.

"Thanks!" Steve replied.

Dumbguy rubbed his head. "No prob- hey that's our go kart!"

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"I know! We'll take that little clown car!" Dumbguy said, pointing at a little pink car

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The pink car, as Dumbguy finds out, is infested with roaches!

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"AWWW!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!" DG shouts frantically trying to get rid of the roaches that were crawling all over him

"Hooray!! we escaped them!!" Nessie shouted

"Yes, but now what do we do Steve?" asked Ron

"Hmmm...now we...um..OH! I got it! now we-" before he could finish, they were sucked into a transporter that transported them back 20 years and onto a beach in the Caribbean

"OH NO!! NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!" Hermione screamed

"I know!! now we can get together and have a lobster roast!!" Steve says happily

"No steve! pull yourself together!! we have to figure out....

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