Then....suddenly....strangly...>Insert
Adjective<
Some nerd guys named Jim, Tom, Bob,
Tim, and Don come from nowhere,
pull Dumbguy out of
the snake's maw, and beat him
up to pulp(pretty good
for nerds)
Then they create a black hole!
Then
comes Dr. Hawking comes out the Nerd-Mobile and says in
a robotic voice,"Eat_oblivion_dirt_bag!"
And pushes
him in.
"Dang
you....................................." in his last
millisecond on this plain.
Now Dr. Dumbguy is
destroyed!!!! And he can never come back!
EVER! I
MEAN IT!!!! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
NOT
IN A BILLION TRILLION GAZALLION
YEARS!!!!!!!!!
Because he was sucked into a black
hole which then suddenly collapes on itself.
So he
can never return.
"Thanks Mr. Hawking." says
Steve.
"Darn_Right!_I_am_the_smartest_man_in_the_world._Take_that_Dr._Smartguy!"says
Hawking.
Dr. Smartguy starts to
cry.
"Away_my_nerdy_friends." says Hawking
"To_the_nerd_mobile!"
(old batman music plays, while
a brains spins in and out)
"Dr. Dumbguy is dead,
forever.
And the world is safe, but the world will
always need Steve Irwin and the Cryptofriends.
Super-croc hunter away!" says Steve. He flys into a
sun set with the Crypto-Friends.
"Hey, did you notice
something?" says Nessie
"What?" asked
Bigfoot
"That this battle took to long." answers
Nessie
"Hooray for overtime pay!" says
Thunderbird!
Meanwhile at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter says, "Dr. Dumbguy, why do you waste my
time, you are going to heck."
"But I thought..." says
Dumbguy
"Well you thought wrong, dumb-bleep" retorts
St. Peter, he pulls the lever and Dr. Dumbguy falls into
the fire,
but then the devil says, "I don't want
you, you stink and you suck, You suck at being evil.
So I am sending you to a place worse then
this!"
"No not there, not there
please...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Dr.
Dumbguy is dead and GONE FOREVER!!!
But a new evil is
afoot.....in the next
sequel............................................................
The
End?
BTW DR. D will make a comeback, just not for
awile.
This post has been
edited by Supercrochunter on Oct 24 2003, 06:20
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"My
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dickity because the kaiser stole our word
twenty." -Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons:Hit
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