Tuesday August 5 2003.
Microsoft has been takenover by Dr. Dumbguy. The members of Zoo Admin full of anger and sadness discuss how they will get the bonus creatures, but no one can agree. Until...
Post>I can't believe it
Post>Why Today?!?!
Post>Only one man and a bunch of cryptids can save us!
Post> Steve Irwin HELP US!!!!
-Austraila-
"Steve" says Terry "Look to the Sky!"
"What is it....... I am need!" as he looks at the spotlight and in the air to see in the clouds the words Croc Hunter.
"To the Irwinmobile"
{old batman music}
-Loch Ness-
"This is the greatest Cryptocon ever" says Nessie. Ring Ring goes the phone. Everyone looks at the red phone but it is not the one.
It is the Khaki Phone.
"Steve needs us."

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"Steve is in need!" They all jump into the Irwinmobile as it passes above in the sky. (They shrunk as they went through the magic doorway on the car.)

Steve flies, and Nessie taps into ZA and logs in as CryptoIrwins.

"Post> Title: Crypto Team: Help needed. 8/5/03//10:59 pm

To ZA members,

We require the location of the evil Dr. Dumbguy. Anyone who knows say so for the sake of ZTCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ten hours a later, a ZA member answers . . .

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Suddennly a computer virus created by Dr. Dumbguy enters all the computers on earth. Using this virus, Dr. Dumbguy takes over all the wolrd's computers and blocks all communnication via internet. Meanwhile Pres. Mojo is in the sercret lab of Dr. Smartguy<a robot counterpart of Dr. Dumbguy built by Android 101> with Frosty the Snowman looking at a new weapon device.
"This device can be used to suck Dr. Dumbguy out of his host body if the host body is biological."explains Dr. Smartguy.


This post has been edited by KillerPenguin222 on Aug 6 2003, 02:41 PM

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Meanwhile at Galactic Defenders headquarters.
"We must do something before Earth is taken over by Dr. Dumbguy!' yelled Supreme Commander Orca.
"We must send in our secret weapon!" cried Android 101"The pie tank!"
"All agents report for duty!" yelled SC Orca on the loudspeaker.
The members of galactic defenders assemble and shout their names
"Santa'
"Abraham Lincoln"
"Harry Hawk"
"Dark Hamster"
"Roy Raptor"
"Captain Yo-Yo"
"Larry Lightsaber"
"and Big Bird!"
"Your mission is to lead our pie tanks onto to the blue planet and retake earth from Dr. Dumbguy!" commanded SC Orca

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Meanwhile in the Microsoft HQ Dr. Dumbguy finds a disk
It reads:"Cyber-Nuke Gamma Version Top Secert"
"He he he" says Dr. Dumbguy. He puts it in the hard drive and hits the internet. 3 minutes later Yahoo, Amazon, and Ebay are destroyed. His next target the people who told Irwin, Zoo Admin.
He sends the file connected with 11th & 12th animals(a Utahraptor & Dimertadon) but then three hacker attacks steal the data of the Cybernuke. He knows he is done for if the three hackers and Zoo Admin members find out his e-mail.
Then something he dreads happens.
"You've got mail"
He reads the e-mail.
Good day mate. Welcome to you trial and death Dr. Dumb(bleep)

Your friends
Supercrochunter,...

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Boom!, Dr. Dumbguy hits the floor as the computer explodes. Suddenly Steve grabs him from behind.

"Your working in a zoo as a maintenance worker now," Nessie says, slipping a disk into Dumbguy's head. "This will keep you from using any super powers or leaving the zoo. Do something bad and you die."

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Dr. Dumbguy woke up screaming."What a horrible nightmare. Irwin is gonna haunt my sleep until I destroy him. But How?" He got a brilliant idea"Of course, why didn't I think of it before."

Meanwhile in the Himalayas, Steve, the crypto friends, the galactic defenders, and pres. Mojo had a meeting.
"What if we use our pie tanks to storm microsoft headquarters?" asks Dark Hamster
"No, he has anti-pie towers sorrounding the place."says Yeti
"But if we take out those towers, Dr. Dumbguy will be helpless to the pie assualt."says Pres. Mojo
"Here's the plan" says Steve. They huddle together as Steve expliains.
Nessie raises her flipper and yells "For zoo tycoon!"

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Without warning, the Irwin team bombards the M$ headquarters with pies in an attempt to rescue M$. Dumbguy laughs, for he had a new pie reflecting machine. However, his smile fades when the first pie doesn't turn back. Instead it hits Dumbguy's face, making him look dumb to be laughing in the first place.

"Mnmnmn!" Dumbguy moans. "Why aren't my machines reflecting the pies!"

"Because," Nessie says proudly. "Those aren't just pies. They're cherry pies! Pefect for cherrybombing."

Soon, Dumbguy is covered in pies . . . Oops, I mean cherry pies . . .

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"Send in the cheese monsters!!" yelled the pile of pies that Dr. Dumbguy had become.
An army of cheese monsters charges into the fray. Thunderbird aims and fires at a cheddar cheese monster. The pie voporized on contact.

"Wha?" exclaimed Santa as the Cheese Monsters kept moving in.

"Mwa ha ha!" yelled the pie covered Dumbguy." My cheese monsters cannot be hurt by pies, cakes, or cookies!"

"Our pie level is running low. We must retreat" says a now fearful Nessie

"This way mates!" yells Steve as they make a run for it.

"Yes. Run like the little cowards you are. For no flavor of pie can stop my cheesy soldiers" yells Dumbguy as aardvarks clean of the pie on his body."No matter how fast you run, you can never escape the wrath of cheese monsters!!!!!"

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Suddenly Steve and his pals pull a plug from their hiding place and the hologram of Dumbguy's cheesemonsters disappear. Everything else remains including Dumbguy who now has nobody to protect him as he stands in the middle of the battleground, far from safety.

"Fire the Cherrypies!" Orca cries.

Tons (for reals) buries the fearful Dumbguy in a fury of blasts. Suddenly, one of the tanks slip, and all the pies from it blast onto Dumbguys pie face at once. Luckily no one is hurt but the "Pieman."

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Filled with anger, Dumbguy charges out of the pie pile and at steve with the force of an enraged rhino. He grabs Steve and a huge explosion accures. Steve rises up with a lab coat and evil grin. Dumbguy had taken over steve's body.

"Nooooooooooo!" cried Pres. Mojo

Nessie quickly picks up mothman's body and screams"Let's get out of here!!"

Team Irwin quickly retreats into Orca's spaceship and they fly into an underwater base in the loch ness.

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To Dumbguy's surprise, Dr. Smartguy grabs him and extracts Dumbguy onto a floppy disk with his ultra weapon because Dumbguy's now in a biological body, Steve's.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That word on Smartguy's computer desktop was the last word Dumbguy ever typed or said before Smartguy clicked permenantly delete the "Dumbguy ztd file." (Yup! He was created in APE!)

Then Smartguy threw away the computer just to be safe.

Meanwhile, Steve recovers from his enslavement . . .

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A voice behind Dr. Smartguy said "We're not through yet."
Dr. Smartguy looked around and saw DarkFigure, second in command to Dr. Dumbguy and now new leader of the evil aliens.
That was the last thing Dr. Smartguy saw before he was shut down.
"My old leaders were fools. I shall finally defeat irwin and the cryptofriends."said DarkFigure before he dissapeared into the shadows.

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This is not part of the story (what I am saying) but maybe we should drop off now. Title's about Dumbguy and maybe we could start a new "Steve Irwin vs. DarkFigure". If not, skip this. Just wonderin . . .

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Suddenly names went up.
Followed by you win High score 5474948793
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No not again
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"What happen?" said Steve.
"You were inslaved by Dr. Dumbguy" said orca
"Ohhh!"
Meanwhile in America's Heartland.......Mexico.
"It has seem to me, that Mr. Irwin has become a thorn in are side" said a man with east coast voice."We must defeat Mr. Irwin. Robots has failed everytime. Even Alien look alikes failed, but now we must use it."
"You mean....sigma sir." said a large strong man
"Yes Sigma!" yelled the man " Hooten, Write an E-mail to Mr. Steve Irwin stating that a new creature has been discovered in my archopelago of Islands and I wish His assitance."
"Yes sir.....but what is the email you speak of" said the whaler Hooten.

THE END???

To be continue in
Steve Irwin, Impossible Creature Hunter.

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