And so the tree deployed its minions, the grassblades, against the evercoming rebels. The men roared and screamed at the sight of the seemingly infinite number of enemies before them. At last, they realized to their horror; they were painfully outnumbered.
But fear not! For the rebels had been well prepared and a secret weapon was at their disposal. One of the lowly rebels scurried quickly and returned with the long awaited... lawnmower. And with this lawnmower, the rebels advanced, plowing through the endless fields of grass, charging through flying grassroots and chunks of dirt and mud.
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